Web Series: Hostel Mein Swagat
Genre: Comedy Sitcom
Seasons: 1 (24 Episodes)
Setting: A mid-tier Indian college boys’ hostel (with occasional girls’
hostel crossover).
📌 Storyline in One Go
Ek
group of hostel students – Rohan (hero), Panda (funny foodie), Bunty
(jugaadu), Chintu (CID obsessed), Sakshi (intelligent & sweet), aur strict
Sharma Ji (warden) – har din hostel me naye hungame aur comedy situations
create karte hain. Series unki life, friendship, love, fights, aur festival
hungame ko follow karti hai.
📑 Episodes Point-wise
- Hostel
Mein Swagat – Naye students ka introduction aur
hostel ki pehli raat ka comedy chaos.
- Mess
Ka Mystery – Mess ke khane ka investigation,
Panda ka foodie hungama.
- Proxy
Attendance Jugaad – Lecture bunk aur proxy attendance
ka plan fail.
- Love
Letter Ka Hungama – Galat room me love letter
pahunchta hai, confusion shuru.
- Mobile
Phone Ban – Warden ne phones ban kar diye,
students jugad karte hain.
- Ghost
in Room 13 – Rumors of bhoot, dar aur comedy
mix.
- Exam
Mein Jugaad – Exams ke time cheating tricks aur
funny failures.
- Cultural
Fest Hungama – Talent show me har student ka
drama aur comedy performance.
- Valentine’s
Day Massacre – Love proposals, heartbreak aur
comedy confusion.
- Parents’
Surprise Visit – Parents achanak aate hain,
students acting karte hain seedhe bachon ki.
- Night
Out Ka Plan – Hostel se chupke night out ka
failed adventure.
- Inspection
Day Hungama – Surprise inspection aur students
ke cover-up plans.
- Cricket
Match Ka Tamasha – Hostel cricket league, cheating
aur funny fights.
- Placement
Waale Juniors – Juniors ka interview prep aur
seniors ka comedy guidance.
- Hostel
Ka Detective – Chintu CID ban ke chori ka
investigation shuru karta hai.
- Birthday
Surprise Gone Wrong – Panda ka birthday surprise full
disaster ban jaata hai.
- Hostel
Election Hungama – Students election me politics,
posters aur comedy campaigns.
- Mess
Strike Drama – Khane ki quality pe strike, par
end me sabko bhookh lagti hai.
- Hostel
Ka Detective Returns – Ek aur mystery, Chintu fir se CID
mode on.
- Holi
Hungama in Hostel – Colors, water fight, aur Sharma
Ji ka gussa.
- Summer
Vacations Ka Drama – Sab ghar jaane ke mood me,
emotional + funny scenes.
- Monsoon
Mein Masti – Baarish, football, roof leakage
aur pakode.
- Diwali
Dhamaka in Hostel – Decoration, bombs, aur warden ko
mithai se manaya jaata hai.
- New
Year Party Gone Wrong – Grand party plan, light chali
jaati hai, sprinkler rain dance, season finale!
⭐ Main Characters
- Rohan – The “studious-but-unlucky” guy, always caught in trouble despite
good intentions.
- Bunty – The self-proclaimed “Don” of the hostel, never studies,
but always finds jugaad.
- Chintu – The innocent fresher, everyone bullies him, but he
surprisingly wins situations.
- Sakshi – Smart and sarcastic girl from the girls’ hostel,
constantly roasting Bunty.
- Warden
Sharma Ji – Strict, old-school warden, but
secretly enjoys hostel gossip.
- Cook
(Kallu Bhaiya) – Hostel mess cook, forever
experimenting with weird food.
📺 Episode Themes (24 Total)
Freshers & Hostel Life (Ep 1–4)
- Swagat
Nahi, Ragging Hogi – Freshers’ first day turns into
chaos.
- Room
Allocation Ka Hungama – Fights over who gets which room.
- Mess
Ka Pehla Tandoor – First mess food disaster.
- Proxy
Attendance – The art of faking signatures in
attendance sheets.
Everyday Hostel Madness (Ep 5–12)
- Exam
Mein Jugaad – Bunty’s hilarious cheating plans.
- Birthday
Bumps – Hostel-style birthday celebration
gone wrong.
- Hostel
Wi-Fi Down – Internet shut down before an online
exam.
- Ghost
in Room 13 – Fake ghost prank that turns real.
- Girls
Hostel Canteen Attack – Boys sneak into girls’ canteen.
- Romance
101 – Rohan’s failed attempts at
impressing Sakshi.
- Bhai,
Guitar Seekha Do – Chintu pretends to know music for
a fest.
- Laundry
Wale Ki Strike – Hostel chaos when laundry stops.
Bigger Drama Arcs (Ep 13–20)
- Inspection
Day – Warden finds alcohol bottles,
chaos begins.
- Inter-Hostel
Cricket Match – Comedy rivalry between boys vs
girls hostel.
- Festival
Dhamaka – Hostel Holi celebration gone
wild.
- Job
Fair Prep – Rohan’s embarrassing interview
practice.
- Night
Out Ka Plan – Bunks and sneaks out at midnight.
- Cultural
Fest Hungama – Bunty enters dance competition.
- Valentine’s
Day Massacre – Boys vs girls hostel war.
- Electricity
Bill Conspiracy – Who stole the warden’s fan?
Final Stretch (Ep 21–24)
- Parents’
Surprise Visit – Parents catch hostel reality.
- Last
Exam + Last-Minute Notes –
All-nighter chaos.
- Farewell
Party – Unexpectedly emotional moments.
- Hostel
Mein Aakhri Raat – Everyone reflects before leaving.
🎭 Tone & Style
- Each episode ends with a funny twist.
- Background laugh tracks for sitcom vibe.
- Relatable hostel dialogues: “Bhai, proxy maar dena!”, “Mess ka khana zehar hai.”
Chalo
Episode 1 ka full screenplay with dialogues deta hoon. Format: Roman
Hindi + Hinglish, proper scene headings, crisp stage directions, and punchy
comedy beats. Title: “Swagat Nahi, Ragging…?” (Pilot)
EPISODE 1: “SWAGAT NAHI, RAGGING…?”
Genre: Comedy Sitcom
Setting: A mid-tier Indian college ka boys’ hostel (with girls’ hostel across
the lane)
Core Cast in Ep1: Rohan, Bunty, Chintu, Warden Sharma ji, Kallu Bhaiya
(mess cook), Side Seniors (Golu, Panda), Sakshi (cameo)
COLD OPEN
EXT.
COLLEGE MAIN GATE – MORNING
Sun
bright. Autos unloading suitcases. Parents giving final gyaan. Freshers ka
bheed. Posters: “WELCOME FRESHERS! Attendance mandatory, ragging strictly
prohibited.”
Rohan
(20, nervous but decent) pulls a strolley. Chintu (18, babyface) fights a giant
backpack jo usse bada lagta hai.
CHINTU
(halke roop se huff karte hue)
Bhaiya… yeh hostel mil jayega? Maine Google pe dekha tha… par ground pe sab
alag hi hota hai.
ROHAN
(stops, smiles)
Aaja, main bhi waha hi ja raha hoon. Tu kaunse room mein?
CHINTU
Umm… 2nd floor, Room 217. Aap?
ROHAN
(surprised)
Arre wah, main bhi 217. Lagta hai roomies ban gaye, partner.
They
shake hands.
CUT
TO:
SCENE 1
INT.
HOSTEL LOBBY – DAY
Notice
board: “Silence after 10 PM”, “No outside food (except achar?)”, “Warden:
Sharma Ji”.
BUNNY
poster: “Swagat Desk—FREE Help!” Under it—BUNTY (22, self-proclaimed hostel
don), flanked by two chamchas, GOLU & PANDA. Table pe register, nimbu pani.
BUNTY
(arms wide)
Welcome-welcome! Yaha har problem ka solution milega—Wi-Fi password se leke
life password tak.
ROHAN
(skeptical)
Wi-Fi password bhi aapke paas?
BUNTY
Confidential. But tum jaise seedhe bachchon ko… thoda sa cooperation, thodi si
donation… sab milta hai.
CHINTU
Kitna?
BUNTY
(smiles)
Smile free. Password… 30 rupees aur ek Dairy Milk. Friendly charges.
Rohan
eyes the register: “SWAGAT FORM”.
ROHAN
Yeh form kaisa hai?
BUNTY
Bas basic—naam, branch, gaane ki choice, and ek chhota sa talent test… taaki
hamko pata chale tumhari strengths kya hain. Team building, samjhe?
ROHAN
(thin smile)
Ragging to nahi na?
BUNTY
(offended)
Arre bhai—ragging to offense hai. Hum yaha culture build karte hain. “Family
vibes.”
(beat)
Golu, Panda—family ko pani do.
Golu
pours nimbu pani in paper cups. Chintu gulps nervously.
WARDEN
SHARMA JI (O.S.)
(gunjti awaaz)
BUN-TY!
All
freeze.
WARDEN
SHARMA JI (58, strict, ironed kurta, whistle)
storms in.
WARDEN
Yeh kya mela laga rakha hai? Swagat desk? Kya bech rahe ho?
BUNTY
Sir, community feeling, sir. Mental health initiative. Free counseling.
WARDEN
(eyes narrow)
Register dikhao.
Bunty
stealthily flips the page to a blank one.
WARDEN
(sees blank)
Huh. Aur yeh nimbu pani ka thela?
BUNTY
Heat wave, sir. Fresher hydration drive.
Warden
snorts, points at a big poster “RAGGING = RUSTICATION”.
WARDEN
Mere hostel me ek cheekh, ek nautanki… sab band. Samjhe?
(softens to Rohan/Chintu)
Beta, room allotment board waha hai. Aur haa—10 PM ke baad silence. Aur proxy
attendance? Sapno me bhi mat sochna.
ROHAN
& CHINTU
Ji, sir.
BUNTY
(namak mirch)
Sir, hum to bas seva…
WARDEN
Seva apni room me jaake karo. Chalo sab, hil-mil ke!
Warden
exits. Bunty glares, phir smile.
BUNTY
(whisper to boys)
Raat ko 10:30. Common room. Real swagat tab hota hai.
Rohan
clocks it. Chintu didn’t.
CUT
TO:
SCENE 2
INT.
ROOM 217 – DAY
Bare
room. Two cots. Fan gharrr-gharrr. Ek tube light. Ek broken hanger. Balcony ka
door jammed.
Rohan
and Chintu dump bags. Rohan tapes a small “WORK HARD, CHILL HARDER” post-it.
CHINTU
Bhaiya, main yaha raat ko so paunga? Fan awaaz kar raha hai jaise aeroplane.
ROHAN
Tu habit bana le. Hostel ka symphony hai yeh.
Door
knocks. GOLU enters with a crooked grin.
GOLU
Welcome gift.
He
hands a packet—“Hostel Starter Kit”: one bucket, ek candle, matchbox, extra
lock, and a hand-written chit: “10:30 PM—Don’t be late. Dress code: CLEAN.”
CHINTU
(whispers)
Bhaiya, yeh kaisa gift?
ROHAN
(smiles nervously)
Bas routine hai. Tension mat le.
CUT
TO:
SCENE 3
INT.
MESS HALL – LUNCH
Mess
line. KALLU BHAIYA (40s, experimental chef) serving “Paneer Lababdar (Labour)”.
Smell… bold.
KALLU
BHAIYA
Aaj Italian-Indian fusion. Pasta meets lauki. Health + taste = haste.
ROHAN
(ladles kuraakar)
Bhaiya, isme lauki kitni?
KALLU
Itna ki tumhara dil halka ho jaye. Aur paneer? Emotional support.
Rohan
and Chintu sit. First bite. They exchange a “waah kya cheez hai” look… then
cough.
CHINTU
Ye… healthy hai.
ROHAN
Ha, tongue ko gym karwa raha hai.
Bunty
slides in, plate stacked with puris.
BUNTY
Boys, training: Mess food ki burai loud me nahi karni. Kallu bhaiya ka dil
bacha hai, par karchi steel ki.
KALLU
(O.S.)
Kisne burai ki?
ALL
Nahi! Bohot badhiya! Wah-wah!
Kallu
beams.
CUT
TO:
SCENE 4
EXT.
HOSTEL QUAD – EVENING
Boys
playing cricket with plastic bat. Wi-Fi router on first-floor balcony. A paper
taped: “Password? Ask nicely.”
Bunty
stands like a don, mini court chala raha.
BUNTY
(announcing)
Wi-Fi password jo dega, uska naam golden board pe chadhega. Condition—tumhare
talent se impress karo.
A
fresher whistles like a cuckoo. Another does a handstand, falls.
Chintu
looks at Rohan, nervous.
ROHAN
(shrug)
Talent? Tu kya kar sakta hai?
CHINTU
Main… bhangra thoda? Ya poem?
ROHAN
Poem safe. Bhangra se bones risk.
BUNTY
(pointing)
Room 217 wale. Aao.
Chintu
gulps, goes forward.
CHINTU
(recites nervously)
“Hostel aaya naya, mummy royi thoda sa;
Par bunty bhaiya bole—beta, ghar yahi hoga sa—”
Crowd
chuckles. Bunty smiles, impressed.
BUNTY
Cute. Password mil jayega… raat ko. Talent night ke baad. 10:30.
Rohan
clocks the pattern again. Yehi “real swagat”.
ROHAN
(under breath)
Hmm.
CUT
TO:
SCENE 5
EXT.
GIRLS HOSTEL GATE – SUNSET
From
across the lane, girls’ hostel balcony. SAKSHI (20, sharp, quick-witted) laughs
with her friends, pointing at boys trying to act cool by the fence.
Rohan
accidentally locks eyes with Sakshi. He awkwardly looks away, phir pretend
karta hai ki koi notice board padh raha hai. “No Loitering.”
SAKSHI
(taana maarte hue, loud enough)
“Loitering allowed only with confidence.” Note down, boys!
Chintu
whispers.
CHINTU
Bhaiya, ye kaun?
ROHAN
Nahi pata. Par sarcasm fluently bolti hai.
CUT
TO:
SCENE 6
INT.
HOSTEL CORRIDOR – NIGHT (10:25 PM)
Faint
hush. Doors slowly khulte. Fresher boys tiptoe to the COMMON ROOM. Rohan looks
at Chintu.
ROHAN
(deep breath)
Dekh, jo hoga saath me. Kuch ajeeb lagge to bas mere piche rehna.
CHINTU
(thumbs up, terrified)
Ji.
CUT
TO:
SCENE 7
INT.
COMMON ROOM – NIGHT (10:30 PM)
Low
light. A cardboard banner: “TALENT NIGHT”. Guitar out-of-tune. A toy mic. Bunty
on a plastic chair like a judge. Golu, Panda as safety officers. 10–12 freshers
lined up.
BUNTY
(smiles, open arms)
Welcome to Swagat—No ragging. Bas bonding. Rule 1: No gaali. Rule 2: No insulting
parents, place, ya language. Rule 3: Fun, warna pack-up.
Fresher
#1 sings “Kesariya” off-key. Fresher #2 does beatboxing that sounds like
hiccups. Laughter, but friendly.
Chintu
steps up.
CHINTU
(stammers)
Main… ek chhoti poem—
BUNTY
Aaj nahi. Tum… beatboxing + bhangra combo. Experiment. Hum yaha innovation ko
push karte.
Chintu
panics. Rohan steps forward.
ROHAN
Bunty bhai, usko jo aata hai wohi karne do na. Pehla din hai.
Room
stills. Bunty eyes Rohan—respect plus challenge.
BUNTY
Tum kaun? Lawyer? Judge?
ROHAN
Nahi. Bas roomie. Aur yeh sab bonding ke liye hai na? Toh consent bhi bonding
ka part hota hai.
Beat.
Golu whispers to Bunty.
GOLU
Bhai, yeh wala thoda smart lagta. Aise hi chhedte hai… maza aayega.
Bunty
smiles.
BUNTY
Theek. Ek deal. Agar tum hero ho… tum talent dikhao. Agar sabko pasand aaya, to
Chintu apni marzi ka karega. Nahi, to tum dono—combo performance.
ROHAN
Deal.
Rohan
steps to the center. Picks the toy mic.
ROHAN
(soft, honest)
Yeh hostel—ajeeb, noisy, crazy hoga. Par yahi family hai agle kuch saalon ki.
(short pause)
Toh start simple: “Hum yaha bade honge… galtiyan karte hue, par saath me.”
(smiles)
Aur ab… ek story.
He
tells a short, funny story about his train journey: a snoring uncle, a
screaming baby, and a pani puri vendor who sold “air puri” without pani.
Delivery tight. Room laughs.
BUNTY
(deciding)
Not bad. Crowd?
Room
claps.
BUNTY
Theek. Chintu—apni marzi. Kya karega?
CHINTU
(smiles now)
Poem.
He
recites a sweet, confident four-liner about leaving home and finding new
“bhai-log”. Genuine applause.
BUNTY
Approved. Wi-Fi password…
(dramatic)
“SharmaJiRock$?”—S dollar sign, question mark. Share mat karna bahar. Family
only.
Room
cheers.
PANDA
Selfie time!
They
huddle for a group selfie. Just then—
WHISTLE
BLASTS.
WARDEN
(O.S.)
Inspection!
Lights
ON. Warden enters with a torch and a register. All freeze.
WARDEN
(eyes scanning)
10:30 ke baad silence ka matlab? Karaoke night?
Bunty
hides the toy mic behind his back.
BUNTY
Sir, talent night—but fully consent-based.
WARDEN
Consent? Mere rules ke saath consent?
(then sharp)
Bags check. Koi bottle, speaker, ya outside food?
Panda
tries to kick a suspicious “tiffin daba” under the sofa. It clinks.
WARDEN
(pointing)
Waha! Kya hai?
Silence.
Bunty looks at Rohan—tiny plea.
ROHAN
(step forward)
Sir, mera hai. Daba.
Chintu
shocked.
WARDEN
Tumhara? Khol ke dikhayo.
Rohan
opens—inside: homemade mango pickle jars, wrapped in newspaper. One small
hairdryer, one extension board.
WARDEN
(stony)
Outside food? Fire hazard? Extension overload?
(then softer—pickle sniff)
Achaar… Aam ka?
ROHAN
Ghar ka. Maa ne diya.
WARDEN
(controls smile)
Rules rules hote hain. Kal subah 6 baje PT. Poora group. Talent night ke sab
heroes.
(to Rohan)
Aur tum—hairdryer deposit. Laundry room me sirf kapda, hawa nahi.
BUNTY
(under breath)
Sir, ek chance…
WARDEN
One more word, Bunty, and tumhara wi-fi lifetime airplane mode.
Bunty
zips.
WARDEN
Sab apne- apne rooms. Abhi. Good night.
Warden
exits. Everyone exhales.
BUNTY
(to Rohan, impressed)
Tu… alag type ka hai. Hero banne ka iraada nahi tha, par ban gaya.
(then grins)
Par PT ke liye shoes ready rakhna.
ROHAN
(smiles)
Family vibes, right?
Bunty
laughs, claps Rohan’s shoulder.
CUT
TO:
SCENE 8
INT.
CORRIDOR / STAIRWELL – LATER NIGHT
Freshers
disperse. Chintu and Rohan walk back to Room 217. Corridor dim. A few boys
high-fiving.
CHINTU
Bhaiya, aapne apna sir kyun atka diya? Daba to Bunty bhaiya ka lag raha tha!
ROHAN
(soft)
Kabhi-kabhi kisi ko bachane se zyada, sabko sikhane ka mauka milta hai. Aaj
sabko laga—hum family hain toh blame share karenge.
CHINTU
(smiles big)
Aap real hero ho.
ROHAN
Hero nahi—roomie.
They
chuckle.
CUT
TO:
SCENE 9
INT.
ROOM 217 – NIGHT
Rohan
closes the door. Fan ka gharrr gharrr. Balcony door jam. Rohan tries—opens with
a thak.
A
light breeze. They step out. Across the lane, GIRLS HOSTEL balcony—Sakshi
again, leaning, watching the quiet street.
CHINTU
(whispers)
Bhaiya, udhar wali—
ROHAN
(whispers)
Shhh.
Sakshi
spots them, raises an eyebrow.
SAKSHI
(soft but clear)
Nice speech, hero. “Consent is bonding” wala line—good one.
ROHAN
(thoda embarrassed)
Aapne suna?
SAKSHI
(half smile)
Yaha sab sunai deta hai. Bas… gaana thoda sur me gaaya karo next time.
ROHAN
Mainne to gaaya bhi nahi tha.
SAKSHI
Exactly.
She
smirks, turns back inside. Rohan and Chintu exchange a grin.
CHINTU
Bhaiya… lagta hai yaha maza aayega.
ROHAN
Bas PT ke baare me mat soch.
They
laugh.
CUT
TO:
TAG SCENE
EXT.
HOSTEL GATE – PRE-DAWN (5:59 AM)
PT
lineup. Boys in mismatched shoes. Warden with whistle. Bunty stretching jaise
marathon.
WARDEN
Aaj ka lesson: Rules simple hote hain. Follow karo, zindagi easy. Break, to PT.
(eyes on Rohan)
Aur achaar—Sunday ko hostel fair me sabko milega.
(beat)
Kallu! Breakfast me kya hai?
KALLU
BHAIYA (O.S.)
Sir, lauki pasta part-2!
Collective
groan. Warden hides a smile, phir whistle.
WARDEN
Chalo—jogging!
They
jog out. Rohan and Chintu, side by side. Bunty piche se cheekhta:
BUNTY
Family, left-right-left!
ROHAN
(to Chintu)
Welcome to hostel.
CHINTU
Swagat ho gaya.
They
share a laugh as sun rises.
CUT
TO BLACK.
TITLE
CARD: TO BE CONTINUED…
END
OF EPISODE 1
NOTES FOR PRODUCTION (quick):
Runtime
target: 20–24 mins
- Music
cues: Light comedic sitar-guitar blends;
whistle sting on Warden entry; “aww” sting for Chintu poem.
- Props: “Swagat Desk,” toy mic, pickle jars, hairdryer, extension
board, Wi-Fi note.
- Running Gags set up:
- Kallu Bhaiya’s over-healthy experiments.
- Warden’s strict-but-soft heart (pickle mercy).
- Bunty’s “family vibes” + “consent” jokes (reframed positively).
Cameo: Sakshi teasing sets up Episode 2’s banter arc.
Episode
2 aa gaya! Same format: Roman Hindi + Hinglish, proper scene headings, tight
comedy beats, and full dialogues. Title: “Room Allocation Ka Hungama”
EPISODE 2: “ROOM ALLOCATION KA
HUNGAMA”
Genre: Comedy Sitcom
Setting: Boys’ Hostel, next morning after PT.
Core Cast in Ep2: Rohan, Chintu, Bunty, Warden Sharma Ji, Kallu Bhaiya,
Golu, Panda, Sakshi (cameo)
COLD OPEN
INT.
HOSTEL LOBBY – MORNING (8:05 AM)
Notice
board par ek bada chart chipka: “FINAL ROOM ALLOCATION – SEM I”. Neeche chhote
font me: “Subject to change without notice.”
Hostel
ke boys bheed laga ke khade. GOLU aur PANDA guard ban kar khud hee list padh
rahe.
GOLU
(reading dramatically)
Room 101—Pillu, Kaddu, Samosa…
PANDA
Arre names hai ke tiffin? Seedha padh!
ROHAN
aur CHINTU aate hain, PT ke baad thake hue, haath me lauki-pasta breakfast ka
memory abhi tak dard de raha.
CHINTU
Bhaiya, please bolo 217 hi mile. Maine fan ki “gharrr-gharrr” me attachment
develop kar liya.
ROHAN
(deep breath)
Dekhte hain.
Warden
SHARMA JI entrance pe whistle bajata hai. Sab shaant.
WARDEN
Sab log, list pe jo likha hai woh final—
(beat; reads)
Kaun hai “Rohan Kumar” aur “Rohan K.”? Do alag ya same?
ROHAN
Sir, main Rohan Kumar.
Dusra
ladka (ROHAN K.) haath utha deta.
WARDEN
(eyebrow raise)
Accha. Aur dono ke liye Room 217 likha hai. Wah… system ne bhi friendship
approve kar di.
Crowd
chuckles. Rohan, Chintu confused.
WARDEN
Correction: Aaj se room allocation new rules—maintenance chalu hai. Second
floor ka half band. Temporary reshuffle.
Collective
groan.
BUNTY
(O.S.)
(angelic pose)
Don’t worry, family. Main hoon na.
Sab
uski taraf mudte.
CUT
TO TITLE.
SCENE 1
INT.
HOSTEL LOBBY – CONTINUOUS
Bunty
“Swagat Desk” ko “Room Exchange Counter” me convert kar chuka. Counter pe marker,
stickies, aur ek bell.
BUNTY
Annoucement! Jo bhi room change chahta—application fee: ek Dairy Milk ya ek
packet Parle-G. Emergency case—two Dairy Milk.
ROHAN
(arms folded)
Capitalism ke Mozart.
CHINTU
Bhaiya, do Dairy Milk saste padte ya Bunty bhaiya ka gussa?
ROHAN
Sugar se sasta self-respect hota hai.
Warden
unki baat sun leta.
WARDEN
Room exchange band. Kisi ko problem, seedha mere paas.
(then)
Naya criteria: CGPA (last), distance from home, medical issues, and… NCC
preference.
(under breath)
Aur jisko snore hai, corner rooms.
CHINTU
(whispers to Rohan)
Main snore nahi karta…
ROHAN
Tu khud nahi, tera fan karta.
BUNTY
(smirk)
Family, list me galti hogi, par solution mere paas. “Win-Win.”
(looking at Rohan)
217 ke liye fight?
(eyes at Chintu)
Agar alag ho gaye to raat ko kaun lullaby?
CHINTU
(serious)
Main “Nani teri morni” ga sakta—par sirf emergency me.
WARDEN
(clipboard se)
Temporary: Rohan Kumar—Room 105. Chintu—Room 309 (temporary). Rohan K.—217.
CHINTU
309? Third floor? Wi-Fi router se dur. Oxygen kam hota waha!
BUNTY
(grand)
Dekha? Jab tak meri services nahi loge—life uphill.
ROHAN
(to Warden)
Sir, hum already settled the. Same room me rehne se adaptation easy hota. Aur
Chintu ko… height phobia?
CHINTU
Haan!
(then unsure)
Mera khayal se? Ho bhi sakta.
WARDEN
Medical certificate?
(silence)
Thought so. Next!
CUT
TO:
SCENE 2
INT.
MESS HALL – LATE MORNING
KALLU
BHAIYA proudly statue ban ke khade, dish cover hatate hue.
KALLU
BHAIYA
Aaj “Paneer Schezwan Upma.” Global peace in a plate.
BUNNY
GROUP (chorus)
Jai ho!
Rohan-Chintu
tray lete hue baithte.
CHINTU
Bhaiya, main 309 me kaise jaunga? Night me stairs haunted lagti.
ROHAN
Chill. Solution nikaalte. Bunty ke paas jayenge par free me.
CHINTU
Free me Bunty?
(lowers voice)
Santa Claus ka backstory hoga uska?
BUNNY (entering with Golu, Panda)
Santa nahi, Bunty Claus. Gifts nahi—deals deta hoon.
ROHAN
Deal batao—without chocolate.
BUNTY
Impossible. Economy chocolate-pe chalta.
(leans in)
Par tum special ho. Kal raat crowd ko sambhala.
(beat)
Ek kaam karo: Warden ka “Room Point System” decode kar do. Konse parameters
heavy? Agar main puccho to woh bolenge—privacy. Tum pucho—good boy vibes, bol
denge.
ROHAN
Aur return?
BUNTY
Mai tum dono ko same floor dila dunga. Maybe same room bhi.
CHINTU
(shining)
Bhaiya, haan bol do!
ROHAN
Deal. Par kisi unfair tareeke se nahi.
BUNTY
(haath utha kar)
Scout’s honor.
GOLU
(whispers to Panda)
Scout kya hota?
PANDA
Shayad biscuit ka brand.
CUT
TO:
SCENE 3
INT.
WARDEN’S OFFICE – NOON
Warden
files me daba hua. Room me ek old pedestal fan aur “World’s Strictest Warden”
ka mug.
ROHAN
Sir, point system clarity mil sakti hai? Taaki sab ko fair lage.
WARDEN
(surprised, softens)
Fair chahiye? Accha bacha.
(whiteboard nikalta)
Dekho—Temporary system:
- Maintenance
Zones Avoid (40 points)
- Medical/NCC (20)
- Distance
from Home (20)
- Academic
Discipline History (10)
- Complaint
Score (negative) (-10 to -30)
ROHAN
Maintenance zones?
WARDEN
Jo rooms ke paas wiring ka kaam hai—freshers ko waha nahi rakhte. Safety.
(then)
Aur jo mujhe raat ko disturbed karte—unko stairs ke pass.
ROHAN
(smiles)
Thanks, sir.
WARDEN
Aur haan—agar koi “Room Exchange Bazaar” chalaye to—
(raises eyebrow)
—uska naam mujhe pata hai.
ROHAN
(straight face)
Aise koi elements honge to main khud bata dunga.
WARDEN
(half-smile)
Mujhe pata tha.
CUT
TO:
SCENE 4
EXT.
HOSTEL QUAD – AFTERNOON
Bunty
plastic chair pe baitha, court sa laga hua. Rohan details share karta.
ROHAN
Maintenance zone avoid = 40 points. Matlab second floor ka half band. Isliye
reassign.
BUNTY
Hmm. Tum dono ko same floor chahiye—Ground ya First.
CHINTU
Ground pe washroom near ho… please.
BUNTY
Ground me ek corner room free—105 to Rohan already assigned, par uska adjacent
106—under “pending.”
(ponders)
Par 106 pe “ghost rumor.” Room 13 ka lizard cousin.
GOLU
Lizard XXL. Log rotate ho ke bhaag gaye.
CHINTU
Main lizard se allergic… yaa mental allergic.
ROHAN
Ghost rumor—Bunty brand marketing jaisi smell.
BUNTY
(halo)
Me? Never.
SAKSHI
(girls’ hostel side se) gate par aati, Warden office ki taraf jaldi me.
SAKSHI
(to Rohan; casual)
Congrats on “fairness committee.” Girls hostel router down—Warden se spare lene
aayi hoon.
ROHAN
Oh… good luck.
SAKSHI
Aur haan—tumhare Bunty bhai ka “room exchange” poster girls’ canteen me viral
hai. Rate card bhi.
(holds up phone—mischievous)
Basic swap: 1 Dairy Milk. Balcony view: 2. Corner silent: 3. Deluxe (two plug
points): 4.
BUNTY
(defensive)
Fake news. Deepfake poster.
SAKSHI
Photoshop se zyada tumhari handwriting deep. “Family vibes” ka F bhi tilt me
hai.
(then to Rohan)
Fairness continue rakhna.
(winks, exits)
CHINTU
Bhaiya… girls’ hostel me bhi hamari PR chal rahi.
ROHAN
PR nahi—FIR ke aasaar.
BUNTY
(quickly)
Ok ok. Room 106 ko “ghost-free” prove kar deta hoon. Inspection karte. Agar
theek nikla, tum dono 105-106 me side-by-side. Deal?
ROHAN
Deal. But koi dhokha nahi.
BUNTY
Dhokha? Family me?
(under breath)
Bas thoda emotion tax.
CUT
TO:
SCENE 5
INT.
ROOM 106 – LATE AFTERNOON
Dusty
room. Ek almari ka darwaza atka. Ceiling corner me chhota sa gecko.
CHINTU
(shriek whisper)
Dekho! Gecko ji!
BUNTY
Chill. Ye hostel ke brand ambassador. Iska naam rakho—“Sharma Ji Jr.” (wink)
ROHAN
Window kholte—fresh air.
(opens; gecko retreats)
Sorted.
Almari
kholte hi ek purana poster girta—“ROCK NIGHT 2018.” Neeche ek diary.
CHINTU
Diary! Shayad treasure map!
BUNTY
Family heritage. Pichle seniors ki “To-Do.” Dekho—
(reading)
“1) Kallu se free gulab jamun; 2) Warden ko birthday par rose; 3) Room 106 ka
bulb fix.”
ROHAN
Haan—bulb dim hai.
(looks at switchboard)
Wires loose—safety issue. Warden ko bolo to 40 point upgrade mil sakta.
Maintenance hazard = move allowed.
BUNTY
Wah—iske saath game jeeta ja sakta.
CHINTU
Toh matlab hum 105-106 fix?
ROHAN
Pehle Warden inspection.
CUT
TO:
SCENE 6
INT.
CORRIDOR – FEW MINUTES LATER
Warden
with clipboard; Bunty, Rohan, Chintu follow. Kallu Bhaiya bhi aa jate, haath me
ladle. Kallu ka kaam? Sab jagah proof of presence.
WARDEN
Room 106—safety check.
Enter.
Warden switchboard examine karta.
WARDEN
Haan, loose hai. Electrician bulata hoon. Tab tak occupant yahan nahi reh
sakta.
(looks at list)
Toh kisko move?
BUNTY
Sir, suggestion—Chintu ko yaha se hatake 105 me Rohan ke saath temporarily?
WARDEN
Do log ek bed per? Comedy circus?
ROHAN
Sir, 105 ke opposite store room empty hai—ek spare mattress waha rakha. Tab tak
106 repair ho jaye—hum 105-Store combo adjust kar lenge. Hum dono ek corridor
me hi.
WARDEN
Rules bend nahi hote.
KALLU
Sir, par midterm tak band-budget se mattress permanently aajata.
WARDEN
Kallu, tum mess sambhalo.
KALLU
Sir, par main hostel ka HR bhi hoon—Hunger Relief.
WARDEN
(eye-roll; then to Rohan)
Okay. Temporary 7 days. 105—Rohan & Chintu. Par agar koi complaint
aayi—phir random draw.
CHINTU
(joins hands)
No complaint, sir. Bas gecko ko wapas 106 me rehne dijiye.
BUNTY
(to Warden, buttering)
Sir, aapka decision visionary.
WARDEN
Compliment ka fine 5 push-ups. Abhi.
Bunty
push-ups start karta. Golu-Panda count wrong:
GOLU
One… three… eight… ganne ka juice.
PANDA
Fitness with creativity.
CUT
TO:
SCENE 7
INT.
GIRLS HOSTEL GATE / ROAD – EVENING
Sakshi
Warden se router le ke nikalti. Rohan-Chintu samaan shift karte hue milte.
SAKSHI
So, justice committee won?
ROHAN
Temporary 7 days. 105 me dono. 106 repair ho ke mil sakta.
SAKSHI
(thumbs up)
Good. Waise girls hostel me “room with balcony view of neem tree”—highest
demand. Tum logon ka “view” kya?
CHINTU
Humare yaha view—Bunty bhaiya ke abs. PT ke baad.
SAKSHI
(keeps a straight face)
Condolences.
BUNTY
(entering, sweaty)
Main abs pe kaam kar raha. Kabhi discount mile to neem tree exchange kara dena.
SAKSHI
Rate card tumhara delete ho jaye, tab baat.
ROHAN
By the way, thanks. Tumhare “poster expose” ke bina Warden soften nahi karte.
SAKSHI
Soft? Woh sirf achaar pe soft hote.
(smiles)
Kal cultural board meeting—Hostel duet slots open. Tum aur tumhara roomie… poem
+ story?
(looks at Chintu)
Ya bhangra + beatbox 2.0?
CHINTU
(traumatized smile)
Poem… safe.
SAKSHI
See you, heroes.
She
leaves.
BUNTY
(aside to Rohan)
Ye “heroes” bolke tumhe trouble magnet bana degi.
ROHAN
Already hoon.
CUT
TO:
SCENE 8
INT.
ROOM 105 – NIGHT
Room
thoda better. Fan stable. Rohan-Chintu bed set kar rahe. Ek spare mattress
store room se.
CHINTU
Bhaiya, mujhe niche wali cot chahiye. Height phobia + girne ka risk.
ROHAN
Done.
(looks around)
Yaha plug points do—luxury.
CHINTU
Aur khidki se neem ki smell bhi aa rahi—free room freshener.
Door
knock. GOLU-PANDA ke saath do fresher enter—confused.
FRESHER
#1
Bhaiya, rumor hai Bunty bhaiya ne 105 ko “Deluxe” declare karke rate badha
diya.
BUNTY
(O.S.)
(door par)
Fake news.
(then to Rohan quietly)
Bro, small request—Raat ko 10:30 pe common room me… ek minute ka speech de do
“No black market.” Warden ko feel ho ki self-regulation chal raha. Phir woh
random checks kam karenge. Win-win.
ROHAN
(ponders)
Theek. But genuinely black market band.
BUNTY
(puts hand on heart)
Band. (tiny beat) Mostly.
ROHAN
Fully.
BUNTY
(surrenders)
Fully.
CHINTU
Thik hai, par kal breakfast me gulab jamun? Mood set.
BUNTY
Kallu se negotiate karta. Uske liye alag “tax.”
CUT
TO:
SCENE 9
INT.
COMMON ROOM – 10:30 PM
Chhota
crowd. “Talent Night – Day 2 (Officially Not Ragging)” banner. Toy mic wapas.
Rohan
stage pe aata.
ROHAN
Short baat: Room exchange koi bazaar nahi. Jo problem ho—Warden, ya community
ke through fair solution.
(smiles)
Hostel me sabse bada resource—ek dusre ka time and trust. Don’t sell it for
Dairy Milk.
Slow
clap. Bunty bhi clap karta—thoda awkward.
BUNTY
Family, heard that? From today—no paid swaps. Sirf genuine, rule-based.
(then cheeky)
Aur jo mere paas baaki Dairy Milk bachi hai… woh charity.
GOLU
Charity to Panda ko?
PANDA
Meri insulin friendly nahi.
WARDEN
(O.S.)
Good.
Lights
on. Warden doorway pe khada, arms crossed.
WARDEN
Self-regulation—approved.
(steps in)
Aur emergency drill abhi. Sabko terrace pe—fire safety practice.
Collective
groan.
WARDEN
Fire life me kab aayega—pata nahi. Practice abhi karo. Chal.
CUT
TO:
SCENE 10
EXT.
HOSTEL TERRACE – NIGHT
Boys
line up. Fire extinguisher demo. Kallu Bhaiya lime-water serve karta.
WARDEN
Extinguisher ki safety pin ka color?
CHINTU
Red!
WARDEN
Kabhi-kabhi green. But enthusiasm achha.
KALLU
Sir, kal breakfast me gulab jamun?
WARDEN
Aaj fire drill, kal sugar drill? Nahin.
BUNTY
(diplomatically)
Sir, ek-ek… chhota sa.
WARDEN
Sunday ko.
(to all)
Aur haan—Room 106 repair kal subah start. Tab tak 105 me discipline. Complaint
aayi to random chit-draw.
ROHAN
Samajh gaya, sir.
WARDEN
Good night. Disperse.
CUT
TO:
SCENE 11
INT.
ROOM 105 – LATE NIGHT
Rohan
window se neem dekh raha. Chintu blanket me.
CHINTU
Bhaiya, aaj krizzy din. Par end me good.
ROHAN
Haan. Fair jab bhi jeetta, din accha hota.
CHINTU
Kal cultural board… poem ready?
(awkward beat)
Woh… Sakshi ji aayengi?
ROHAN
(shy smile)
Maybe.
CHINTU
Toh poem me “consent is bonding” line daal dena. Unko pasand hai.
ROHAN
(chuckles)
Sota tu hai ya script doctor?
They
laugh. Light dim.
CUT
TO:
TAG SCENE
EXT.
HOSTEL BACK LANE – DAWN
Electrician
106 me wire fix kar raha. Balcony door khulta—seedha girls’ hostel laundry line
ka corner nazar. Ek dupatta hawa me flutters aur 106 ki grill pe atak jata.
Warden
neeche se dekhta—eyes narrow.
WARDEN
(whistle)
Jo bhi 106 lega—window pe grill lock lagega. Aur balcony usage—zero. CCTV lag
raha kal.
(then mutters)
Neem tree view > laundry view.
Bunty
corner se dekh raha—calculating.
BUNTY
(to Golu)
106 ka “premium” gaya. Ab 105… super-premium.
(then sighs)
Par black market band. Family first.
GOLU
Bhai, family me “premium” hota?
PANDA
Shaadi me gift envelope hota.
They
look at each other. Shrug.
SUPER: NEXT: “Proxy Attendance” begins…
END
OF EPISODE 2
QUICK PRODUCTION NOTES
- Runtime
target: 21–24 mins
- Props: Room list chart, stickies, bell, diary, router, toy mic,
extinguisher.
- Comedy runners:
- Bunty’s “family vibes” + mini-courts
- Kallu Bhaiya’s impossible fusion dishes
- Warden’s strictness with sudden soft corners (achaar, fairness)
- Chintu’s dramatic fears (heights, lizards)
- 106 ka balcony-laundry angle → future mishaps + CCTV
- Cultural board duet setup (Ep3-4)
- “Proxy Attendance” tease for next episode
ab
Episode 3 time hai! Title: “Proxy Attendance”. Issi tarah sitcom style
screenplay, Roman Hindi + Hinglish dialogues, full 6+ pages feel. Yeh episode
exam-prep comedy + attendance jugad dikhata hai.
EPISODE 3: “PROXY ATTENDANCE”
Genre: Comedy Sitcom
Setting: College classroom, hostel, mess
Core Cast in Ep3: Rohan, Chintu, Bunty, Warden Sharma Ji, Sakshi, Golu,
Panda, Kallu Bhaiya
COLD OPEN
INT.
CLASSROOM – MORNING
Professor
chalk se board pe likh raha: “Minimum Attendance = 75%”. Class me sab fresher
dar-dar baithe.
PROFESSOR
(serious)
Bina attendance ke exam form reject. No excuses.
Backbench
me BUNTY, GOLU, PANDA bored. Rohan notebook likh raha, Chintu sleeping with
open mouth.
Professor
roll-call start karta:
PROFESSOR
Rohan Kumar?
ROHAN
Present, sir.
PROFESSOR
Chintu Verma?
Chintu
khud soya hai. Bunty whisper karta:
BUNTY
(pitching voice)
Present, sir!
Professor
tick mark. Chintu neend me uthta.
CHINTU
(half asleep)
Happy birthday sir…
Entire
class laughs. Professor confused.
CUT
TO TITLE.
SCENE 1
INT.
HOSTEL ROOM 105 – AFTER CLASS
Rohan,
Chintu, Bunty baith ke discussion kar rahe.
CHINTU
Bhaiya, mujhe laga roll-call party hai. Birthday wish nikal gaya.
ROHAN
Aise wish kiya to professor attendance ke sath cake bhi deduct karega.
BUNTY
(serious look)
Doston, asli survival hack: Proxy Attendance.
(beat)
Humari hostel ki sabse purani tradition.
ROHAN
Tradition ya jail entry ticket?
BUNTY
Jail nahi, jugad. Agar 75% chahiye aur tumhe sirf 40% attend karna hai, baaki
35% “voice acting” se milta hai.
CHINTU
Par mera voice thin hai. Mere proxy se to sabko lagega ek mosquito bola.
BUNTY
Isliye Bunty bhaiya ka training module shuru.
CUT
TO:
SCENE 2
INT.
COMMON ROOM – EVENING
Whiteboard
pe likha: “Proxy Training Camp – By Bunty”.
Chairs
pe fresher line me baithe. Golu aur Panda mic check kar rahe jaise comedy show
ho.
BUNTY
Step 1: Professor ka tone imitate karo. Step 2: Confident “Present, sir”. Step
3: Timing. Agar late bola to pakde jaoge.
Golu
practice karta:
GOLU
(shouts)
Present sirrr!
PANDA
Beta, thoda kam amplifier. Professor ko heart attack aa jayega.
Chintu
ki turn. Nervously bolta:
CHINTU
(polite)
Sir, mai… present… maybe?
Room
bursts in laughter.
ROHAN
(holding head)
Proxy ka matlab confidence, not question mark.
BUNTY
(serious)
Chintu, tu kal “live demo” karega. Agar survive kar gaya, proxy club me entry.
CHINTU
Bhaiya, mujhe to asthma bhi ho sakta kal se.
CUT
TO:
SCENE 3
INT.
CLASSROOM – NEXT MORNING
Professor
roll-call le raha. Rohan side me. Bunty signals Chintu.
PROFESSOR
Rahul?
BUNTY
Present, sir!
PROFESSOR
Rohan K.?
ROHAN
Present, sir.
PROFESSOR
Chintu Verma?
Pause.
Chintu gulps, phir awkwardly high-pitch:
CHINTU
Pr… Present sir!
Entire
class turns. Professor narrow eyes.
PROFESSOR
(chill tone)
Beta, tum abhi samne baithe ho. Aur tumhari voice pe echo effect kyun?
Class
bursts into laughter.
BUNTY
Sir, woh apna throat warm-up kar raha tha. Music society ka member hai.
Professor
sighs, attendance tick.
Rohan
facepalm.
CUT
TO:
SCENE 4
INT.
MESS HALL – LUNCH
Kallu
Bhaiya serving dish: “Idli Manchurian”.
KALLU
Fusion food—South meets China.
Rohan
pushes tray, uninterested.
ROHAN
Bunty, ek din pakde gaye to rustication.
BUNTY
Relax. Sir ko pata hai par unko bhi pata hai ki bina proxy ke class me aadhi
khali hoti. Win-win.
CHINTU
Bhaiya, mera proxy flop hua. Sab hase.
BUNTY
Flop nahi—pilot episode. Kal se tu dubbing improve karega.
Sakshi
(entering with tray) overhears.
SAKSHI
(taana)
Wah, proxy heroes. Attendance bhi jugad. Next cultural fest me “lip sync
battle” karo.
ROHAN
(attempts to defend)
Hum bas… survival kar rahe.
SAKSHI
(half-smile)
Ya cheating kar rahe?
Silence.
Rohan gulps.
BUNTY
Madam, cheating exam me hoti. Attendance to jugad hai. Indian jugaad = culture.
Sakshi
smirks, walks off.
CHINTU
Bhaiya, mujhe abhi guilt aa raha.
ROHAN
Good. Matlab tu insaan hai.
CUT
TO:
SCENE 5
INT.
CLASSROOM – NEXT WEEK
Professor
sudden “surprise proxy check”.
PROFESSOR
Aaj se naye rule. Roll-call ke waqt har student apna ID card upar dikhayega.
Sab
shocked. Bunty stunned.
BUNTY
(whisper)
ID card? Ye to proxy ki band baja gayi.
ROHAN
Kaha tha. Jugad kabhi long-term nahi hoti.
CHINTU
(to Rohan, scared)
Ab exam me form reject ho jayega na?
Professor
side note likhta. Suddenly WARDEN Sharma Ji enters.
WARDEN
Attendance ki problem har semester hoti hai. Solution simple hai.
(beat)
Sunday ko “special make-up lecture”—jo bhi kam hai, usko attend karna. Proxy
band.
Collective
groan.
BUNTY
(whisper)
Sunday lecture? Ye to humanity pe attack hai.
CHINTU
Bhaiya, Sunday ko mera nap marathon hota.
ROHAN
Better nap cancel than exam cancel.
CUT
TO:
SCENE 6
INT.
HOSTEL ROOM 105 – NIGHT
Chintu
stress me.
CHINTU
Bhaiya, agar exam form reject hua to main ghar wapas bhej diya jaunga. Maa
bolengi—“Tu padhta kam, jugad zyada karta hai.”
ROHAN
Tension mat le. Kal se hum dono attendance properly lenge. Proxy khatam.
BUNTY
(entering)
Family, chill. Proxy system officially RIP. Par Bunty ka new startup
ready—“Note Xerox Delivery.” Tum class jao ya na jao, notes ready.
ROHAN
Bunty, tumko ek din startup se nahi—lockup se award milega.
CHINTU
Bhaiya, main kal se time pe uthunga.
Alarm
clock pehle se rakha.
ROHAN
(smiling)
Good. Warna Bunty ki “voice acting” pe bharosa karna padega.
They
all laugh.
CUT
TO:
TAG SCENE
INT.
CLASSROOM – NEXT MORNING
Professor
roll-call. Chintu loudly confident:
CHINTU
Present, sir!
Professor
smiles.
PROFESSOR
Aaj asli voice suna. Improvement.
Sakshi
backbench se sarcastic clap.
SAKSHI
Congrats. Finally apna attendance khud diya. Growth!
Chintu
blushes. Rohan smiles. Bunty mutters:
BUNTY
Growth? Attendance ka jugaad upgrade hi hai.
FADE
OUT.
SUPER: NEXT: “Birthday Bumps” — Hostel ka asli torture.
END
OF EPISODE 3
EP3 Notes
- Runtime: 21–23 min
- Props: ID cards, alarm clock, mess tray with Idli Manchurian,
whiteboard “Proxy Training Camp”
- Running gags:
- Kallu Bhaiya’s bizarre fusions
- Bunty’s “family startup” scams
- Warden’s strict-but-sensible solutions
- Sakshi & Rohan ka teasing dynamic build-up
- Chintu’s self-confidence growth
👌 ab Episode 4 time hai! Title: “Birthday Bumps” –
hostel comedy ka classic ritual. Same style me full sitcom screenplay, Roman
Hindi + Hinglish dialogues, 6+ pages worth detail.
EPISODE 4: “BIRTHDAY BUMPS”
Genre: Comedy Sitcom
Setting: Boys’ Hostel, common room, mess hall, terrace
Core Cast in Ep4: Rohan, Chintu, Bunty, Warden Sharma Ji, Golu, Panda,
Sakshi, Kallu Bhaiya
COLD OPEN
INT.
HOSTEL CORRIDOR – MIDNIGHT (12:00 AM)
Dim
light. Ek dorm door par balloons quietly chipkaye ja rahe. Fresher group
whispering. Bunty leader mode me.
BUNTY
Shhh! 12 bajte hi blast. Aaj Room 203 ke Pillu ka janamdin.
GOLU
ka phone buzzer bajta hai accidentally – “Baby Doll” ringtone. Sab hush.
PANDA
Bhaiya, phone silent kar!
BUNTY
(angrily whisper)
Abhi banda uth gaya to cake cancel ho jaayega.
Door
khulta – PILLU (half asleep, hair messy).
PILLU
Kya kar rahe ho?
Sab
chor-like freeze. Bunty jumps.
BUNTY
Happy Birthdayyyyy!
Entire
corridor cheer, cake nikalta hai. Phir turant… birthday bumps session shuru.
PILLU ko uthake hawa me “thaaak-thaaak” kicks.
ROHAN
(V.O.)
Hostel ka asli tradition? Na assignment, na attendance. Bas birthday bumps – jo
torture aur pyaar ka combo hota hai.
SMASH
CUT TO TITLE CARD.
SCENE 1
INT.
HOSTEL ROOM 105 – MORNING
Chintu
bed se uthta, back pakad ke.
CHINTU
Bhaiya, mujhe to kal raat bumps free pass mila. Par aapko?
ROHAN
Mujhe Bunty ne bola – “roomie ko bonus bumps.”
CHINTU
Bonus? Matlab double maar?
ROHAN
Exactly.
Door
knock. Bunty enters, ek giant chart leke: “HOSTEL BIRTHDAY CALENDAR”.
BUNTY
Announcement! Har fresher ka birthday ab officially hostel diary me. Taaki koi
bacha na reh jaye.
ROHAN
Ya koi bach na jaye.
CHINTU
(terrified)
Bhaiya, mera December me hai. Tab tak hostel bandh karao please.
BUNTY
Relax. Family vibes. Pain ke sath love milta hai.
CUT
TO:
SCENE 2
INT.
MESS HALL – BREAKFAST
Kallu
Bhaiya serving dish: “Sooji Cake with Curry Leaves.”
KALLU
BHAIYA
Special birthday menu. Cake jo healthy bhi hai aur spicy bhi.
PANDA
Bhaiya, cake sweet hota hai.
KALLU
Main health conscious cook hoon. Sugar heart ke liye khatra. Curry leaves =
vitamins.
Sab
chehre pe torture.
CHINTU
(whispers to Rohan)
Bhaiya, asli bumps to mess food deta hai.
Rohan
laughs. Bunty enters, spoon tapping tray jaise mic.
BUNTY
Announcement! Aaj raat 12 baje – triple birthday combo. Golu, Panda aur ek
fresher – same week. Matlab mega bumps night!
Sab
cheer. Rohan gulps.
CUT
TO:
SCENE 3
INT.
CLASSROOM – AFTERNOON
Professor
teaching. Backbench me Bunty apna “bumps strategy plan” bana raha.
BUNTY
(to Rohan)
Dekho, rule simple hai. Har birthday boy = utna hi bumps jitne uske saal.
Matlab Panda 20 saal ka – 20 kicks. Golu 21 – 21 kicks.
ROHAN
Matlab kal raat ambulance bulani padegi.
CHINTU
(serious)
Mera birthday jab hoga… main fake ID banwaunga. 5 saal ka dikh lunga. Sirf 5
kicks.
Professor
sun leta hai.
PROFESSOR
Who’s discussing IDs? Bring real IDs tomorrow. Surprise check.
Entire
class groans.
CUT
TO:
SCENE 4
INT.
HOSTEL CORRIDOR – NIGHT (11:55 PM)
Corridor
decorated with balloons, cheap fairy lights. Golu aur Panda nervous, party hats
pehne. Fresher crowd excited.
CHINTU
(whisper to Rohan)
Bhaiya, mujhe dar lag raha. Kal ko mera bhi number aayega.
ROHAN
Chinta mat kar. Main ek plan banata hoon – bumps safe banane ka.
BUNTY
(hearing this)
Safe bumps? Matlab hug?
ROHAN
Nahi. Controlled bumps. Mattress niche rakho. Kicks limited ho. Safety helmets
optional.
BUNTY
Helmet? Bumps me masti chahiye, army training nahi.
Warden
whistle blow karta.
WARDEN
Kya chal raha hai ye mela?
Sab
freeze.
BUNTY
Sir, cultural rehearsal. “Happy Birthday” song practice.
WARDEN
Raat ke 12 baje rehearsal? Mujhe bevkoof samjha hai?
ROHAN
Sir, actually… birthday hai.
Warden
sighs.
WARDEN
Tradition samajhta hoon. Par limit rakho. Agar koi injury hui – complaint
direct parents ko.
Sab
nod.
CUT
TO:
SCENE 5
INT.
HOSTEL COMMON ROOM – MIDNIGHT
Countdown
shuru. “3…2…1…” Sab shout. Cake ka slice muh me daala jata, phir instantly –
birthday bumps shuru.
Golu
aur Panda ko uthake mattress pe thaaak-thaaak. Sab cheer.
Chintu
hiding behind Rohan.
CHINTU
Bhaiya, main invisible hoon na?
ROHAN
Nahi. Tu neon green t-shirt me hai.
Suddenly,
Chintu ke sir pe party hat gira. Sab shout:
ALL
“Bonus bumps for Roomie!”
Chintu
ko bhi utha lete hain.
CHINTU
(crying)
Mera birthday December me hai! Technical foul!
BUNTY
Hostel rule: Agar tum chhup gaye – to tumhara mini-birthday ho jata hai.
Sab
cheer aur kicks shuru.
CUT
TO:
SCENE 6
INT.
HOSTEL LOBBY – NEXT MORNING
Sab
thake hue, legs sore. Rohan ice pack lagata. Chintu limping.
CHINTU
Bhaiya, aaj se main apna birthday hi cancel. Sirf “un-birthday” manauga.
ROHAN
(chuckles)
Hostel me bumps se bachna mushkil hai. Bas enjoy karna seekh.
Sakshi
corridor se guzar rahi.
SAKSHI
(sarcasm)
Boys hostel = WWE. Cake cutting ke saath kicks free.
ROHAN
(attempting defense)
Tradition hai.
SAKSHI
Tradition me brains bhi use hote. Next time creative celebration karo. Paint
karo, songs gaao. Violence kam karo.
She
exits. Rohan ponders.
BUNTY
Violence kam? Matlab comedy kam.
ROHAN
Ya safety zyada.
CUT
TO:
TAG SCENE
EXT.
HOSTEL TERRACE – EVENING
Chintu
plaster bandage lagake bench pe baitha. Rohan usko consoling. Bunty cake ka
leftover la raha.
BUNTY
Family, next birthday pe “foam bumps”. Mattress + balloons. Creative, safe.
ROHAN
(surprised)
Tumne safety idea accept kar liya?
BUNTY
Haan. Kyunki kal mera birthday hai.
Rohan
& Chintu shocked.
ROHAN
& CHINTU
(chorus)
Ohhh noooooo!
FADE
OUT.
SUPER: NEXT: “Hostel Wi-Fi Down” — chaos incoming.
END
OF EPISODE 4
EP4 Notes
- Runtime: 22–24 min
- Props: Birthday cake (mess-made Sooji Cake), balloons, mattress,
helmets, ice packs
- Running gags:
- Bunty ka “family vibes” twist har jagah
- Kallu Bhaiya ka weird fusion food (“Sooji Cake with Curry Leaves”)
- Chintu ka dramatic overreaction
- Warden’s whistle entry stopping chaos
ab
Episode 5 ka full screenplay! Title: “Hostel Wi-Fi Down”. Same sitcom
vibe, Roman Hindi + Hinglish, tight comedy beats, full dialogues.
EPISODE 5: “HOSTEL WI-FI DOWN”
Genre: Comedy Sitcom
Setting: Boys’ hostel (lobby, corridors, terrace router area),
classroom, mess, girls’ hostel gate
Core Cast: Rohan, Chintu, Bunty, Warden Sharma Ji, Golu, Panda, Sakshi,
Kallu Bhaiya
COLD OPEN
INT.
HOSTEL FIRST-FLOOR BALCONY – NIGHT (11:58 PM)
Router
ledges pe rakha. Side par ek “SharmaJiRock$?” password ka chits. Upar
balloon (Episode 4 ka leftover) hawa se router ke vent ko block kiye baitha.
Inside
rooms: binge-watchers ke chehre screen glow me. Suddenly… BUFFERING WHEEL.
GOLU
(O.S.)
Arre meri series ka climax… wheel kyun ghoom raha!
PANDA
(O.S.)
Mera assignment upload 99% pe atka!
CUT
TO:
INT.
CORRIDOR – CONTINUOUS
BUNTY
slippers me sprint karta aata.
BUNTY
Emergency! Wi-Fi down!
Sab
doors khul jaate hain. Rohan aur Chintu bhi nikalte.
ROHAN
Calm. Check karte. LED lights?
They
all stare at the balcony router: POWER = ON, INTERNET = RED, WIFI
= BLINK.
CHINTU
Red ka matlab kya? Blood pressure?
BUNTY
Matlab drama.
(then heroic)
Step 1: Off and on!
He
reaches to switch—WHISTLE! WARDEN arrives.
WARDEN
Jo cheez tum log on-off karte ho usse zyada tumhari padhai off hai. Hatto!
Warden
toggles power. Router boots… phir RED. Groans.
WARDEN
Sone jao. Kal dekhenge.
BUNTY
Kal? Aaj raat ke memes ka kya hoga?
ROHAN
Chalo. Subah systematic check.
SMASH
CUT TO TITLE.
SCENE 1
INT.
MESS HALL – MORNING (7:45 AM)
KALLU
BHAIYA proudly:
KALLU
Aaj Network Poha. Reason? Teeno cheezein loose: dana, dimaag,
connection.
CHINTU
Bhaiya, poha me peanuts kyun nahi?
KALLU
Aaj “packet loss” theme. Peanut packets lost.
Bunty
table pe poster chipkata: “BUNTY HOTSPOT — ₹20 / 30 MIN” (QR code drawn
with marker).
ROHAN
Tum to kal promise kiye the—black market band.
BUNTY
Ye black market nahi—disaster relief. Family discount bhi.
CHINTU
Family discount kitna?
BUNTY
₹19 / 30 min.
ROHAN
Wow, humanity overflow.
Sakshi
entry, tray leke.
SAKSHI
Girls hostel ka net bhi down. Lagta hai uplink issue. Kisi ne core switch me
jugad kiya?
ROHAN
Hum check karte. Balcony router—LED red. Ya to ISP down, ya uplink loose, ya
overheating.
CHINTU
Overheating? Router ko ORS pilaun?
BUNTY
Technical committee: Rohan CTO, Sakshi COO, main CFO—Cash Flow Officer.
ROHAN
Pehle diagnostic, phir finance.
SCENE 2
INT.
HOSTEL LOBBY / WARDEN OFFICE – 8:30 AM
Warden
laptop pe ISP portal khola hua; phone pe hold music.
WARDEN
(phon e me)
“Press 1 for Hindi…” Main 1 dabata hoon, English aata hai.
ROHAN
Sir, quick checklist?
Power
OK.
WAN
red.
Same
issue girls hostel me.
ISP
status?
WARDEN
App me “no outage in your area.” Matlab jhooth.
SAKSHI
Then physical path check—balcony router to office patch panel. Koi balloon
vent block to nahi…?
(glances at Rohan)
CHINTU
Balloon? Pichle raat ko… (gulps)
BUNTY
Ahem. Possible confetti attack.
WARDEN
Koi bhi cheez router pe chipki mili to disciplinary memo.
ROHAN
Chaliye terrace and balcony inspect.
SCENE 3
EXT.
FIRST-FLOOR BALCONY / ROUTER SPOT – 8:45 AM
Router
ke upar party balloon half-deflated, vent ko block. Tape pe “Happy
Bumps”.
Rohan gently remove karta, vents pe dhool.
ROHAN
Overheating cause #1. Still—WAN red.
Sakshi
LEDs check karti.
SAKSHI
LAN lights stable. Uplink LED off-on flicker. Cable follow karo.
They
trace ethernet uplink to a conduit aur phir WARDEN OFFICE PATCH PANEL.
CUT
TO:
SCENE 4
INT.
WARDEN OFFICE – CONTINUOUS
Patch
panel pe ek blue cable half-nickla. Side me electric kettle plugged.
PANDA guilt face.
PANDA
Sir, kal raat green tea… cable thoda…
(hand gesture)
…adjust ho gaya.
WARDEN
Kettle? Patch panel ke saath?
(deadpan)
Brilliant.
Rohan
cable firmly seat karta. Router tak call—Golu confirm karta: Internet light
still red.
SAKSHI
Means uplink beyond panel—ISP fiber.
BUNTY
Fiber ka break kisne kiya? Ghost in Room 13? (grins)
WARDEN
Security cam check.
CUT
TO:
SCENE 5
INT.
SECURITY ROOM – 9:10 AM
CCTV
rewind. Footage: last night ke balloons, boys, ek monkey railing
pe. Monkey fiber drop wire ko toffee samajh ke chew kare, phir jump.
Cable slack.
CHINTU
Bandar ne bandwidth kha li.
BUNTY
That’s it—monkey patch.
ROHAN
So, fiber drop damage. Sir, ISP ko priority ticket. Hum interim me
fallback—LAN in classroom from admin block?
WARDEN
Meri taraf se request. Tum log campus admin se baat karo. (points) Bunty—hotspot
counter band.
BUNTY
But disaster relief—
WARDEN
Disaster relief ka receipt? Band.
Bunty
poster reluctantly utaarta.
SCENE 6
INT.
CLASSROOM – 10:30 AM
Professor
ne announce kiya: Online Quiz at 11:30. Class panic.
PROFESSOR
“Platform auto-submits.” Net down? Not my problem.
ROHAN
Sir, official ISP fault. Admin letter mil jayega. Offline quiz ya lab-wired
setup possible?
PROFESSOR
(pause; strict)
Bring admin sign before 11. Warna quiz as scheduled.
CHINTU
(whisper)
Admin sign in 30 minutes? Speedrun category.
ROHAN
Hum karte.
Sakshi
nods: team split.
SCENE 7
EXT.
ADMIN BLOCK / CORRIDOR – 10:38 AM
Rohan
& Sakshi sprint, paperwork hustle, short montage:
Peon stamps;
Network
admin signs after CCTV monkey clip
dekhta;
Electrician nods;
Warden counter-signs.
SAKSHI
Record time. Parkour + paperwork combo.
ROHAN
Chalo lab.
SCENE 8
INT.
COMPUTER LAB – 11:10 AM
Lab
me wired internet (separate ISP). Warden coordinate karta.
WARDEN
Class representative ko batao—quiz lab me shift. Roll-wise batches.
PROFESSOR
Fine. 11:30 se start. No proxy, no whispering.
BUNTY
(entering, out of breath)
Maine bachchon ko line me lagwa diya. Discipline manager = Bunty.
ROHAN
Good. (smiles) Black market ka positive pivot.
BUNTY
Brand repositioning: from Hotspot Don to Queue Don.
CHINTU
Sir, wired mouse mil sakta? Touchpad se meri speed turtle hai.
Kallu
Bhaiya arrives—unknown why—with tray of chai.
KALLU
Lab me chai service—“signal booster chai.” Dimaag ka ping low ho to sip karo.
WARDEN
Kallu! Lab me liquid spill = electrocution. Bahar.
KALLU
Ji sir. (whispers to Chintu) Baad me flask.
SCENE 9
INT.
LAB / CLASSROOM – 11:30 AM to 12:15 PM
Montage:
Students
quiz de rahe wired.
Professor
hawk-eyes.
Bunty
corridors me silent sign dikhata.
Chintu
focused.
Rohan
finish early; Sakshi parallelly ISP call pe escalation karti.
SAKSHI
(phone, calm)
Ticket #4492—fiber drop chewed by monkey near hostel quadrant. Need L2 support,
immediate dispatch.
(listens)
Yes, we have CCTV proof.
(smiles at Rohan)
ETA 60–90 minutes.
ROHAN
Jab tak lab backup. Good.
SCENE 10
EXT.
HOSTEL GATE – 1:05 PM
ISP
TECH TEAM arrives with ladder, fusion
splicer. Warden super-vises. Bunty selfie lene ki koshish—Warden glare.
ISP
TECH
Fiber drop nicked. Splice kar denge.
CHINTU
Sir, fiber ka taste kaisa hota?
ISP
TECH
Zindagi me kabhi mat chakhna.
BUNTY
Bandar ko HR warning bhej deni chahiye.
They
repair, power-cycle. Call to balcony team:
GOLU
(O.S.)
GREEN! INTERNET GREEN!
Collective
cheer.
SCENE 11
INT.
HOSTEL LOBBY – 1:45 PM
Speed
test posters, students khushi se reels. Warden board pe “WIFI SOP”
chipkata:
- Router pe kuch chipkana mana hai (balloons, notes, papad, etc.)
- Patch panel ke pass kettle/charger nahi.
- Issue dekhte hi Rohan-Sakshi Tech Cell ko inform + Warden CC.
- Bunty
Hotspot = Permanent Ban.
- Monkey se social distancing.
BUNTY
Sir, point 4 me thoda soft corner?
WARDEN
Point 6) Argument = 10 push-ups.
Bunty
push-ups start.
PROFESSOR
(entering)
Lab arrangement effective tha. Quiz fairness maintained. Good job, class reps.
Next week make-up lecture for those who missed early classes.
CHINTU
Yay… aur lecture.
SAKSHI
(quietly to Rohan)
Good team. Tum bina panic ke troubleshoot karte ho.
ROHAN
Tum bina gussa ke ISP se kaam nikal leti ho.
Beat.
Smile exchange. Bunty notices, grins.
BUNTY
(aside to Golu)
Family me new sub-family.
GOLU
Router ke neeche “love uplink.”
PANDA
WAN = We Are Now… (thinks) …Friends?
SCENE 12
INT.
MESS HALL – EVENING
Celebration
snack: Dhokla. Kallu dhokla tray ko router ke niche garam light
ke pass rakhne lagta.
ROHAN
Bhaiya, router oven nahi hota.
KALLU
Par uske neeche garam hawa—perfect warming station.
WARDEN
(from afar)
Kallu!
KALLU
Thik hai sir. (moves tray)
Aaj se Dhokla Air-Fryer idea cancel.
Everyone
laughs.
CHINTU
Net aa gaya—ab main “How to overcome fear of exams” video dekhunga.
ROHAN
Pehle notes khol.
BUNTY
Aur main… (sigh) hotspot poster recycle karke “Study Group Here” likh
deta.
SAKSHI
Good pivot.
They
clink steel glasses of water like toasts.
TAG SCENE
EXT.
FIRST-FLOOR BALCONY – NIGHT
Router
GREEN, steady. Camera tilts up—same monkey railing pe aata, fiber ke
pass rukta. Dekhta—metal conduit cover lag chuka. Monkey disappointed.
MONKEY
POV: Neeche Kallu papad sukha raha—safe
distance.
WARDEN
(O.S., softly)
Nice try, Mr. Primate.
Warden
ek plastic owl router ke paas rakh deta hai. Monkey spooked, bhaag.
SUPER: NEXT: “Ghost in Room 13” — prank ya sach?
FADE
OUT.
END
OF EPISODE 5
EP5 NOTES (Quick)
- Runtime: 21–24 mins
- Set
pieces: Balcony router, patch panel, CCTV
monkey gag, lab quiz shift montage
- Props: Balloon (Ep4 callback), kettle near patch, ladder, fusion
splicer (visual), “Bunty Hotspot” poster → “Study Group” poster
- Running gags:
- Kallu’s punny food (Network Poha, Signal Booster Chai)
- Warden’s SOPs + push-up fines
- Bunty’s hustles pivoting to “good” roles
- Chintu’s literal tech misunderstandings
5. Arc
seeds:
- Rohan–Sakshi teamwork chemistry
- Tech Cell formation (future troubleshooting episodes)
- Monkey menace cameo (can recur for physical comedy)
👻 ab aata hai sabse funny-horror wala episode. Title: “Ghost
in Room 13”. Isme thoda suspense, thoda comedy, aur hostel ka trademark
nautanki.
EPISODE 6: “GHOST IN ROOM 13”
Genre: Comedy Sitcom (Horror Spoof)
Setting: Boys’ Hostel, especially abandoned Room 13
Core Cast in Ep6: Rohan, Chintu, Bunty, Warden Sharma Ji, Golu, Panda,
Sakshi, Kallu Bhaiya
COLD OPEN
INT.
HOSTEL CORRIDOR – NIGHT (11:50 PM)
Dark
corridor. Ceiling fan ki creepy awaaz. Ek fresher (minor cameo) dare kar ke
Room 13 ke paas jaata hai. Door pe faded paint: “13”. Darwaza hawa se
thoda khulta – creak.
Fresher
andar झांकता…
BANG! ek tube-light flickers. Fresher chillata:
FRESHER
“Bhoot haiiii!”
He
runs. Corridor se sab jag jaate. Bunty hero entry: towel cape, torch haath me.
BUNTY
Family! Yehi mauka hai – “Hostel’s Haunted Tourism” shuru!
ROHAN
Ya hostel ka suspension shuru.
SMASH
CUT TO TITLE.
SCENE 1
INT.
HOSTEL LOBBY – NEXT MORNING
Notice
board pe freshers ne chalk se likh diya: “Room 13 = Bhoot Room”. Sab
gossip kar rahe.
CHINTU
Bhaiya, maine kal awaz suni thi – “Get out…”
ROHAN
Woh Golu ka snore tha.
BUNTY
(serious)
Room 13 officially haunted hai. Hostel legend bolti hai – 2010 me ek senior ka
project yaha explode hua. Tab se… noises.
PANDA
Main to kal se stairs use nahi kar raha. Lift bhi nahi.
ROHAN
Hostel me lift hi nahi hai.
SCENE 2
INT.
MESS HALL – BREAKFAST
Kallu
Bhaiya tray serve karte hain: “Spooky Sambhar” (andar curry leaves itni
ki sambhar black dikhta hai).
KALLU
Ghost-proof food. Isse bhoot bhi bhaagta hai.
CHINTU
Bhaiya, mujhe lagta hai bhoot pehle mess se hi nikla hoga.
Bunty
ek poster chipkata: “Room 13 Ghost Tour – ₹10 Entry”.
ROHAN
Bunty, kal hi Warden ne tumhara Hotspot ban kiya. Ab ye?
BUNTY
Public demand, bro. Ghost > Wi-Fi.
WARDEN
(O.S., whistle)
Kya poster hai?
Sab
freeze.
WARDEN
(reads aloud)
Ghost tour? Band! Room 13 officially locked hai. Koi andar gaya, suspension.
Bunty
chup, phir wink at Rohan.
BUNTY
(to Rohan whisper)
Tonight… secret investigation.
SCENE 3
INT.
ROOM 105 – EVENING
Rohan,
Chintu, Bunty planning. Torch, sticks, mosquito racket ready.
CHINTU
Bhaiya, mujhe mat lana. Mujhe scary movies me bhi aankh band rehti hai.
BUNTY
Tu aayega. Rule 1: Sabko witness chahiye. Rule 2: Agar bhoot aaya to tu bait
banega.
CHINTU
Bait?!
ROHAN
Relax. Investigation se sach samajh aayega.
SCENE 4
INT.
ROOM 13 – NIGHT (11:30 PM)
Dim
light. Cobwebs, broken chair, ek purana trunk corner me. Door creaks shut.
CHINTU
(whisper)
Darwaza apne aap bandh ho gaya. Matlab… bhoot confirm!
ROHAN
Ya hawa confirm.
Suddenly…
thak-thak. Ek shadow wall pe hilti.
BUNTY
Torch!
They
flash. GOLU aur PANDA blanket odh ke khade.
GOLU
“Bhoot hai hummm…”
CHINTU
(screams)
Mummyyy!
Rohan
blanket kheenchta.
ROHAN
Caught. Pranksters.
PANDA
Humne socha fresher ko dara ke masti karein.
BUNTY
Yani ghost business competition already chal raha.
Suddenly
trunk ke andar se real knock aata hai. Sab freeze.
CHINTU
Ab ye prank nahi…
SCENE 5
INT.
ROOM 13 – CONTINUOUS
Rohan
slowly trunk kholta. Andar ek… cat jump out. Loud meow.
Sab
scream, then relief.
CHINTU
Bas billi? Mujhe laga atma.
ROHAN
Yahi ghost source. Cat trap ho gayi thi.
WARDEN
(O.S.)
(to door)
Caught you!
Warden
enters with torch.
WARDEN
Mene warning diya tha. Tum log ko prank aur tourism ke alawa kuch nahi aata?
ROHAN
Sir, actually problem solve ho gayi. Ghost nahi – cat thi.
WARDEN
(cat ko uthata)
Hostel ki mess se doodh chura ke yaha shift ho gayi hogi.
BUNTY
(to cat)
Tu family ka new member.
WARDEN
No. Cat ko guardhouse me shift karo. Room 13 locked rahega. Aur tum sabko—5-5
extra PT laps kal.
CHINTU
Sir, PT nahi… mujhe bumps chahiye.
Sab
laugh.
SCENE 6
EXT.
GIRLS HOSTEL GATE – NEXT MORNING
Sakshi
Rohan se milti.
SAKSHI
Sunaa kal raat “Ghostbusters” ban gaye tum log?
ROHAN
Bas ek cat mili. Problem solve.
SAKSHI
Waise good job. Par thoda mature bhi ho jao. Har raat prank = Warden ka BP
high.
BUNTY
(interrupts)
Par BP se bhi high—ghost tourism demand!
SAKSHI
Demand pe tumhara ban aa gaya na?
Sakshi
smirks, walks. Bunty mutters.
TAG SCENE
INT.
ROOM 13 – SECRET CAMERA POV
Dark
empty room. Cat nahi. Suddenly ek faint whisper sunai deta:
WHISPER
(ECHO)
“Leave… or bumps forever…”
Camera
pans—wall pe ek faded paint mark: “Happy Birthday 2009.”
SUPER: NEXT: “Exam Mein Jugaad” — Bunty ka master plan.
FADE
OUT.
END
OF EPISODE 6
EP6 NOTES
- Runtime: 22–23 mins
- Props: Torch, blanket, broken trunk, cat cameo, “Ghost Tour”
poster
- Comedy beats:
- Bunty ka business scam → ghost tour
- Chintu ka overacting (bait ban gaya)
- Warden ka whistle-entry + PT punishment
- Cat reveal = real ghost
4. Arc
seeds:
- Rohan-Sakshi trust build-up
- Running gag: “Ghost” whispers teaser (future callback episodes)
EPISODE 7: “EXAM MEIN JUGAAD”
Genre: Comedy Sitcom
Setting: Hostel rooms, classroom, mess, exam hall
Core Cast in Ep7: Rohan, Chintu, Bunty, Warden Sharma Ji, Golu, Panda,
Sakshi, Kallu Bhaiya, Professor
COLD OPEN
INT.
HOSTEL ROOM 105 – NIGHT (11:00 PM)
Chintu
table pe notes ke neeche so raha. Rohan textbook khol ke highlighter use kar
raha. Door se Bunty heroic entry — ek chhota “Mission Impossible” theme
gaata hua.
BUNTY
Family, operation “Pass Without Padhai” shuru!
ROHAN
Matlab cheating.
BUNTY
Arre bhai, word replace kar: “cheating” = “creative resource management.”
CHINTU
(half-asleep)
Main exam hall me so jaaun to pass hoga kya?
BUNTY
Hoga — sapne me.
SMASH
CUT TO TITLE.
SCENE 1
INT.
HOSTEL LOBBY – NEXT MORNING
Notice
board: “Mid-Sem Exam Starts Tomorrow – Carry ID & Pens Only”.
Fresher
group tension. Golu-Panda distribute photocopies of last year papers.
CHINTU
Bhaiya, mujhe sirf ek hi sawaal yaad hai: “Define ohm’s law.” Baaki sab toh
Greek.
ROHAN
Kal poora syllabus cover nahi hoga. Smart prep chahiye. Important topics revise
karo.
BUNTY
(smiling)
Ya fir smart jugaad.
Poster
nikalta hai: “Bunty’s 3-Point Passing System.”
- Micro Chit Method
- Water Bottle Formula
- Bluetooth Earpiece (Advanced Package)
ROHAN
Ye sab pakde jaane ke tareeqe hain.
BUNTY
Aur agar pakde gaye to? Family bail.
SCENE 2
INT.
MESS HALL – BREAKFAST
Kallu
Bhaiya serve karte hain: “Brain Booster Upma” (andar kaju + mirchi
overload).
KALLU
Exam time = memory food. Ek bite aur chapter yaad.
CHINTU
(chews, starts hiccuping)
Bhaiya, mujhe chapter ke sath mirchi bhi yaad ho gayi.
BUNTY
Chintu, tujhe upma nahi, mera jugaad chahiye.
SAKSHI
(O.S.)
(taunting)
Aur tumhe suspension chahiye.
Sakshi
tray leke aati.
SAKSHI
Exam hall me Bunty ka jugaad chalega nahi. Warden aur professor dono hawk-eye
hain.
ROHAN
(supports her)
Better study. Shortcuts fail hote hain.
BUNTY
Shortcut fail ho sakta, par Bunty nahi. Wait and watch.
SCENE 3
INT.
HOSTEL ROOM 105 – NIGHT (11:30 PM, REVISION TIME)
Rohan
sticky notes wall pe chipka ke fast revise kar raha. Chintu panicked.
CHINTU
Bhaiya, mujhe to bas front page hi yaad hai.
ROHAN
Active recall kar. Main poochta hoon.
(quick-fire
Q&A — Chintu fail karta har question)
BUNTY
(smug)
Dekha? Isi liye jugaad zindabad.
Bunty
freshers ko demo dikhata:
- Micro
chit inside pen refill.
- Formula likha water bottle label.
- Calculator ke back pe notes chipka.
Sab
“wah wah” karte.
ROHAN
Sab risky. Ek baar pakde gaye toh exam cancel.
BUNTY
(whispers)
Isliye plan B bhi hai. Proxy writer.
CHINTU
Proxy… exam me?
BUNTY
Haan. Answer sheet likhega mera dost, tum sign karoge. Smooth.
ROHAN
(angry)
Enough, Bunty. Kal main tumhe bina jugaad ke pass karke dikhaunga.
SCENE 4
INT.
EXAM HALL – NEXT MORNING
Professor
roll-call. Warden supervision.
PROFESSOR
Strict checking. No bottles, no extra papers.
Guard
frisk karta sabko. Bunty ka bottle confiscated.
WARDEN
(smirk)
Bunty ke ideas fridge me rakh do. Room temperature pe dangerous hote hain.
Bunty
sulks.
Students
baithte. Question paper distribute.
CHINTU
(whisper to Rohan)
Ohm’s law 5 marks. Jackpot!
ROHAN
(smiles)
Dekha? Study works.
BUNTY
(mutters)
Abhi Plan Z baaki hai.
SCENE 5
INT.
EXAM HALL – CONTINUOUS
Bunty
pen kholta — andar micro chit slip karta. Guard turant notice karta.
GUARD
What’s that?
BUNTY
Ink refill… eco-friendly.
Guard
confiscates.
Professor
glare.
PROFESSOR
Bunty, ek aur stunt aur tumko exam se bahar.
CHINTU
(whisper to Rohan)
Bhaiya, Bunty fail ho gaya.
ROHAN
Focus. Answer likh.
Chintu
attempts. Slow but steady.
SCENE 6
INT.
EXAM HALL – LATER
Pin-drop
silence. Suddenly Bunty ka pocket me bluetooth earpiece blink karta.
Warden spot karta.
WARDEN
Bunty! Kya hai ye?
BUNTY
Sir, ear wax cleaner… new tech.
Entire
class laughs.
WARDEN
Confiscate karo. Extra sheet bhi cancel.
Bunty
facepalm.
SCENE 7
INT.
EXAM HALL – END TIME
Bell
rings. Students submit. Rohan calmly finishes. Chintu bhi somehow 70% likh
leta.
CHINTU
(whisper)
Bhaiya, maine jugad nahi use kiya. Apne dum pe likha. Feeling proud!
ROHAN
Good.
Bunty
paper submit karta — half blank.
BUNTY
(under breath)
Yeh bhi strategy hai: “Mystery Answers.” Examiner confuse, marks sympathy ke.
SCENE 8
INT.
MESS HALL – SAME EVENING
Sab
relax. Kallu Bhaiya serve karte: “Exam Special Jalebi Kadhi.”
CHINTU
Bhaiya, kadhi sweet hai?
KALLU
Haan. Tension sweet ban jaati hai.
BUNTY
(serious)
Family… today I learnt. Jugaad fail, sincerity pass.
ROHAN
Wah. Bunty ne moral sikha?
SAKSHI
(entering)
Note karlo calendar pe.
BUNTY
Relax. Kal se sincere padhai.
(beat)
Bas ek chhota side business: “Photocopy Notes on Rent.”
ROHAN
& SAKSHI (together)
BUNTY!
TAG SCENE
INT.
HOSTEL ROOM 105 – NIGHT
Chintu
dream me bol raha:
CHINTU
(sleep talking)
Present sir… ohm’s law… bumps… ghost…
Rohan
laughs.
ROHAN
Exam ke baad bhi proxy ka hangover.
Camera
zooms to Bunty — table pe “Study Plan 2.0” likh raha. Title: “Jugaad-Free
Business Ideas.”
SUPER: NEXT: “Birthday Bumps Part 2 — Cultural Fest Hungama.”
FADE
OUT.
END
OF EPISODE 7
EP7 NOTES
- Runtime: 22–23 mins
- Props: Micro chit, water bottle label, bluetooth earpiece,
confiscated items, sticky notes
- Running gags:
- Bunty ka “family vibes but scams”
- Chintu ka panic → fluke success
- Kallu’s weird exam snacks
- Warden’s perfect timing whistle + savage one-liners
4. Arc
seeds:
- Rohan = role model; Chintu’s confidence grow
- Bunty shift karta “business” direction me
- Sakshi–Rohan teasing dynamic
🎭 — ab Episode 8 time hai: “Cultural Fest Hungama”.
Yeh hostel comedy ka sabse loud aur chaotic episode hoga — fest preparation +
Bunty ka overconfidence + Chintu ka comedy performance.
EPISODE 8: “Cultural Fest Hungama”
Genre: Comedy Sitcom
Setting: Hostel, college auditorium, practice hall, mess
Core Cast in Ep8: Rohan, Chintu, Bunty, Warden Sharma Ji, Golu, Panda,
Sakshi, Kallu Bhaiya, Professor
COLD OPEN
INT.
COLLEGE NOTICE BOARD – MORNING
Poster:
“ANNUAL CULTURAL FEST – Dance, Music, Drama, Debate – Register Now!”
Crowd
excited. Bunty flashy entry, sunglasses lagake.
BUNTY
Family, iss saal stage pe Bunty — aur crowd bolega: “Once more!”
ROHAN
Tumhe dance aata bhi hai?
BUNTY
Aata nahi… par dikhata sab kuch hoon.
CHINTU
Main singing try karunga.
ROHAN
Tumhe “Happy Birthday” bhi sur me nahi aata.
CHINTU
Phir bhi… risk lena hoga.
SMASH
CUT TO TITLE.
SCENE 1
INT.
HOSTEL LOBBY – AFTERNOON
Bunty
ne “Audition Training Desk” laga rakha hai. Poster: “Dance Coaching –
₹20 per step. Family discount: ₹19.”
Golu-Panda
beatbox kar rahe. Bunty weird dance step sikhata hai — ekdum Salman + Govinda
mashup.
ROHAN
Bas yeh steps karoge?
BUNTY
Yes. Iska naam hai “Wi-Fi Signal Dance.” First weak… then full bars!
Bunty
haath upar karta jaise signal mil raha. Crowd laugh.
CHINTU
Bhaiya, mujhe singing ka help?
ROHAN
Chal. Practice karte hain.
Chintu
starts: “Sa re ga ma…” — but high pitch me dog barking jaisa sound.
BUNTY
Arre ye singing nahi — anti-theft alarm hai.
SCENE 2
INT.
MESS HALL – EVENING
Kallu
Bhaiya “Fest Special Menu” announce karte: “Noodles Samosa.”
KALLU
Fusion khane se talent bhi fusion hota hai.
CHINTU
Talent to tummy upset ho jaayega.
Bunty
ek notebook me apni “performance script” likh raha: Dance → Dialogue → Crowd
Cheer → Selfie.
ROHAN
Bas crowd cheer likhne se cheer nahi aata. Practice chahiye.
BUNTY
Main natural star hoon. Practice crowd ki insult hoti hai.
SCENE 3
INT.
AUDITORIUM – NEXT DAY (AUDITIONS)
Stage
set. Professor + Warden jury baithe.
First
act: Student mimicry, second: Guitar.
BUNTY’s
ENTRY — DJ track chalta. Bunty “Wi-Fi
Signal Dance” karta.
Crowd
laugh.
BUNTY
(ending pose)
Aur ab… Bunty dialogue: “Main aaya hoon entertain karne, proxy lene nahi!”
Audience
clap. Warden facepalm.
WARDEN
Dance theek… but overconfidence zyada. Selected, but rehearsal compulsory.
Bunty
bows jaise Salman Khan.
CHINTU’s
ENTRY — trembling.
CHINTU
Gaana: “Kesariya…”
Starts
off-key. Crowd giggles. Suddenly mic feedback → echo → aur bhi besura.
CHINTU
(embarassed)
Mic hi besura hai.
Sakshi
from audience:
SAKSHI
Confidence sur se bada hota hai. Keep going!
Chintu
tries again — thoda better.
Professor
nods.
PROFESSOR
Selected.
Chintu
shocked.
CHINTU
Main? Sach me?
SCENE 4
INT.
PRACTICE HALL – EVENING
Rohan
coaching Chintu. Bunty full-length mirror me apne steps kar raha.
ROHAN
Chintu, sur pe control. Daily riyaaz.
CHINTU
Ji bhaiya.
Bunty
suddenly shout:
BUNTY
Family! New step: “Proxy Jump.” (he jumps, then lands awkwardly, ankle twist)
BUNTY
Aaahh!
ROHAN
Dekha? Overconfidence ka result.
BUNTY
Pain bhi performance ka part hai. Kal stage pe sab dekhenge — injured hero
dance.
SCENE 5
INT.
AUDITORIUM – FEST NIGHT
House
full. Lights, decorations. Girls hostel crowd cheering.
ANCHOR
Next act — Bunty & Friends!
Bunty
stage pe dramatic entry. Song mix chalta — Bunty Wi-Fi Dance karta, crowd laugh
karte. Golu-Panda backup. Bunty twist me girne wala hota hai — Rohan catch
karta, save.
Crowd
cheer.
ANCHOR
Aur ab… singing act: Chintu!
Chintu
stage pe aata. Nervous. Sakshi thumbs up dikhati.
Chintu
starts… thoda besura… phir slowly tune pakad leta. End me “Kesariya” chorus me
sab clap karte.
CROWD
Once more! Once more!
Chintu
shocked, proud.
SCENE 6
INT.
BACKSTAGE – LATER
Bunty
ice pack lagata hai.
BUNTY
Family… Bunty ko lag gayi, par izzat bach gayi.
ROHAN
Izzat teamwork se bachi.
CHINTU
Aur mujhe confidence mila.
SAKSHI
(entering)
Good job. Ek din tum log genuinely stage stars ban jaoge — bina jugaad ke.
Bunty
smile.
BUNTY
(whispers)
Par jugaad band thodi karunga. Agla fest me “Magic Trick Act.”
Sab
laugh.
TAG SCENE
INT.
HOSTEL ROOM 105 – MIDNIGHT
Chintu
mirror me gaata hai — thoda surila.
CHINTU
(surprised)
Arre! Sur lag gaya.
Rohan
clap karta.
Bunty
bed pe late hue bolta:
BUNTY
Sur lag gaya… par Wi-Fi abhi bhi lag karta hai.
Sab
hansi.
SUPER: NEXT: “Valentine’s Day Massacre — Boys vs Girls Hostel
War.”
FADE
OUT.
END
OF EPISODE 8
EP8 NOTES
- Runtime: 22–23 min
- Props: Fest poster, mic, DJ track, mirror, ice pack, stage lights
- Running gags:
- Bunty ka “Wi-Fi Signal Dance”
- Chintu ka besura singing → improvement
- Kallu ka weird fusion fest food
- Warden’s savage one-liners
❤️🔥
— ab aata hai sabse dhamakedaar aur hostel ka most chaotic episode: Episode
9: “Valentine’s Day Massacre”. Boys vs Girls hostel ki comedy rivalry,
full-on hungama.
EPISODE 9: “VALENTINE’S DAY
MASSACRE”
Genre: Comedy Sitcom
Setting: Boys’ Hostel, Girls’ Hostel, college lawns, mess, Warden’s
office
Core Cast: Rohan, Chintu, Bunty, Warden Sharma Ji, Sakshi, Golu, Panda,
Kallu Bhaiya
COLD OPEN
EXT.
COLLEGE CAMPUS – MORNING (FEB 14th)
Red
balloons, roses, paper hearts har jagah. Girls hostel decorated with fairy
lights. Boys hostel ka gate? Bas ek lalten aur ek torn bedsheet jisme likha
hai: “LOVE = LUXURY TAX”.
CHINTU
(awed)
Bhaiya, girls hostel to Taj Mahal lag raha.
ROHAN
Aur boys hostel? Haunted Haveli.
BUNTY
(O.S.)
Family! Operation Valentine shuru. Aaj ka din — ya to pyaar milega, ya PT
punishment.
SMASH
CUT TO TITLE.
SCENE 1
INT.
MESS HALL – MORNING
Kallu
Bhaiya proudly tray serve karte: “Heart-Shaped Paratha with Green Chutney.”
KALLU
Special Valentine breakfast. Dil se bana.
CHINTU
(bite leke)
Dil se bana ya dhokha se? Yeh paratha heart se zyada lung jaisa lag raha.
BUNTY
Forget food. Plan A: Girls hostel gate pe “Love Flashmob.”
ROHAN
Tumhe na ek din Warden flash karenge — suspension letter ke saath.
BUNTY
Risk is love’s middle name.
SCENE 2
EXT.
GIRLS HOSTEL GATE – AFTERNOON
Sakshi
aur uske friends roses leke standing. Boys (Golu, Panda) awkwardly approach.
Bunty DJ box leke dance start karta “Tumse Milke Dil Ka Jo Haal” track pe.
CHINTU
(whispers to Rohan)
Bhaiya, mujhe bhi impress karna hai. Rose du ya poetry?
ROHAN
Bas beizzati na ho.
Chintu
aage badhta hai, poetry bolta hai:
CHINTU
“Gulab laaya hoon, tumhari smile ke liye;
Attendance proxy karunga, sirf tumhari file ke liye.”
Crowd
laugh. Sakshi smirks.
SAKSHI
Creative… but proxy proposal fail.
Suddenly
WARDEN whistle — dono hostel ke samne aa jaate hain.
WARDEN
Valentine ka matlab campus me nautanki nahi. Girls hostel gate = Laxman
Rekha.
Sab
chup. Bunty phir bhi selfie lene lagta.
WARDEN
Phone confiscated.
Bunty
sad.
SCENE 3
INT.
WARDEN OFFICE – EVENING
Warden
lecture mode.
WARDEN
Valentine = study day. Lekin tum logon ke liye punishment: tomorrow boys vs
girls hostel debate. Topic: “Love is Distraction vs Love is Inspiration.”
BUNTY
Sir, debate me to hum champion.
SAKSHI
(smiling)
Kal tumhari “family vibes” pighal jayengi.
ROHAN
(quietly)
Boys hostel ki izzat ab hamare upar hai.
SCENE 4
INT.
HOSTEL ROOM 105 – NIGHT
Rohan,
Chintu, Bunty prep kar rahe.
CHINTU
Main bolunga: “Love distracts from syllabus.” Phir example: Panda ka crush aur
uske backlogs.
PANDA
(O.S.)
Arre! Personal attack?
BUNTY
Main bolunga: “Love is inspiration.” Aur sabko dikhauga mera Wi-Fi Signal Dance
— proof of love’s energy.
ROHAN
Dance debate me?
BUNTY
Yes. Performance is argument.
SCENE 5
INT.
AUDITORIUM – NEXT DAY (DEBATE COMPETITION)
Crowd
full. Professors + Warden judge.
ANCHOR
Debate begins: Topic “Love = Distraction vs Inspiration.”
Girls
team start. Sakshi confidently:
SAKSHI
Love gives focus, motivation, even attendance. Without love, hostel becomes…
Bunty’s business plan.
Crowd
laugh.
Boys
team start. Chintu nervous.
CHINTU
Love distracts. Example: Yesterday Bunty lost his phone. Kya mila? Sirf
confiscation.
Crowd
clap.
Bunty
next:
BUNTY
Love is inspiration. Dekho, Wi-Fi Signal Dance!
He
performs. Judges confused. Crowd laugh.
ROHAN
(steps up, calm)
Love can be both. Distraction if you misuse. Inspiration if you balance. Hostel
ka asli test — padhai ke sath emotion handle karna.
Judges
nod.
SCENE 6
INT.
AUDITORIUM – RESULT TIME
WARDEN
Result: Draw. Boys aur girls dono jeete — kyunki dono me nautanki barabar thi.
Crowd
cheer.
BUNTY
(to Rohan, whisper)
Draw? Matlab date bhi draw ho gayi.
SAKSHI
(passing by)
At least tum suspension list se draw out ho gaye.
TAG SCENE
INT.
HOSTEL CORRIDOR – NIGHT
Chintu
diary likh raha.
CHINTU
(reading aloud)
“Valentine’s Day lesson: Pyaar exam jaise hai. Sahi tarike se diya to pass,
warna backlogs.”
Rohan
laughs. Bunty aata ek rose leke.
BUNTY
Mujhe koi date nahi mili. Toh maine apne Wi-Fi router ko rose diya.
Router
blink karta GREEN.
ROHAN
Perfect match: Tum aur jugaad.
Sab
hansi.
SUPER: NEXT: “Parents’ Surprise Visit.”
FADE
OUT.
END
OF EPISODE 9
EP9 NOTES
- Runtime: 22–24 mins
- Props: Roses, DJ speaker, debate podium, confiscated phone,
heart-shaped parathas
- Comedy beats:
- Chintu’s besura poetry proposal
- Bunty’s “Wi-Fi Signal Dance” as debate argument
- Warden ka “Laxman Rekha” rule
- Debate draw result = hostel comedy balance
👌 ab sabse mast aur emotional-comedy wala episode — Episode
10: “Parents’ Surprise Visit”. Hostel ki asli pol khulne wali hai.
EPISODE 10: “PARENTS’ SURPRISE
VISIT”
Genre: Comedy Sitcom
Setting: Boys’ Hostel, Girls’ Hostel, Warden’s office, Mess hall
Core Cast in Ep10: Rohan, Chintu, Bunty, Warden Sharma Ji, Sakshi, Golu,
Panda, Kallu Bhaiya, Parents
COLD OPEN
INT.
HOSTEL CORRIDOR – MORNING (8:00 AM)
Warden
Sharma Ji entry with clipboard. Whistle bajate hain.
WARDEN
Attention! Today surprise inspection. Aur saath me… surprise guests.
Sab
students shock.
WARDEN
Parents! Hostel ka asli face unke saamne.
BUNTY
(whispers)
Matlab ab tak jo humne face dikhaya tha — wo duplicate tha?
CHINTU
(terrified)
Meri maa ko agar pata chala maine 12 baje tak PUBG khela tha… main officially
“ghar-return fresher” ban jaunga.
ROHAN
Calm down. Bas normal behave karna.
BUNTY
Normal? Matlab hum nahi rehna.
SMASH
CUT TO TITLE.
SCENE 1
INT.
HOSTEL LOBBY – MORNING
Parents
enter — carrying tiffin, fruits, some emotional hugs.
- Rohan ke parents proud, calm.
- Chintu ki maa overprotective.
- Bunty ke chacha flashy entry (gold chain, loud voice).
CHINTU’s
MAA
Beta, tu patla ho gaya! Mess ka khana khata bhi hai?
CHINTU
Maa… mess ka khana khana = bravery test.
KALLU
(O.S.)
Kya bola?
Chintu
chup.
BUNTY’s
CHACHA
Mere Bunty ko dekho. Star hai hostel ka. Sabko rule sikhata hoga.
Warden
coughs loudly. Bunty awkward smile.
SCENE 2
INT.
MESS HALL – BREAKFAST
Parents
ke liye special menu: Paneer Butter Dosa. Parents impressed.
CHINTU’s
MAA
Wah, itna accha khana milta hai?
CHINTU
(under breath)
Kal tak lauki pasta hi tha.
Bunty
introduce karta:
BUNTY
Family, yeh hai meri family. Aur ye (points to Golu-Panda)… mere personal
assistants.
PANDA
Arre hum? Humne toh laundry tak apna khud dhoya nahi.
Sab
laugh.
Sakshi
table pe parents se baat karti.
SAKSHI
Sirf academics nahi, hostel me students teamwork bhi seekhte hain.
ROHAN
(soft smile)
True. Bumps aur pranks ke beech responsibility bhi hoti hai.
SCENE 3
INT.
HOSTEL ROOMS – INSPECTION
Parents
walk with Warden.
- Room 217: posters, wires, mess.
- Room 105: Rohan neatly stacked notes, Chintu’s bed stuffed with chips packets.
CHINTU’s
MAA
Beta, tu yaha padhai karta hai ya chips shop chalata hai?
CHINTU
Maa, research ke liye… calories test.
BUNTY’s
CHACHA
Room 13 dikhao. Sunaa haunted hai.
WARDEN
Suspended area. No entry.
BUNTY
(whispers to Rohan)
Abhi batata “haunted” ka asli matlab — cat hostel wali.
SCENE 4
INT.
WARDEN OFFICE – AFTERNOON
Parents
meeting.
WARDEN
Boys thoda naughty hain, but spirit achhi hai. Proxy, late night noise, ghost
tour sab hua… par saath hi team-work bhi seekha.
ROHAN’s
FATHER
Important thing is — hostel makes them independent.
CHINTU’s
MAA
Independent ya irresponsible?
ROHAN
(smiles, calmly)
Ma’am, hum seekh rahe. Mistakes bhi part of learning.
Parents
impressed.
BUNTY’s
CHACHA
Aur Bunty?
WARDEN
(raising eyebrow)
Bunty ke “business ideas” abhi pending.
Parents
laugh.
SCENE 5
INT.
HOSTEL QUAD – EVENING
Parents
invited for cultural “mini show”.
- Chintu sings one surila line. Parents clap.
- Bunty tries his Wi-Fi dance again. Parents cheer, but slip — Warden catches him.
- Rohan gives short speech: “Hostel is not just rooms, it’s family. With fights, fun, and mistakes — we grow.”
Crowd
emotional. Parents smile.
SCENE 6
EXT.
HOSTEL GATE – SUNSET
Parents
leaving. Hug moments.
CHINTU’s
MAA
Beta, exam me pass ho jana. Bas bumps aur pranks me fail mat ho.
BUNTY’s
CHACHA
Bunty, business karna… par hostel warden ke saath nahi.
ROHAN’s
FATHER
Good job beta. Take care of your friends.
Rohan
nods.
TAG SCENE
INT.
ROOM 105 – NIGHT
Chintu
diary likhta.
CHINTU
“Lesson: Parents ko sach batana safe hai. Par mess ka khana unko kabhi taste na
karne dena.”
Rohan
chuckles. Bunty entry, ek laddoo box leke.
BUNTY
Family, parents ne mithai di. Hum sab share karenge. Bas ek condition — half
share Bunty ka “service tax.”
ROHAN
& CHINTU (together)
BUNTY!
Sab
hansi.
SUPER: NEXT: “Night Out Ka Plan” — sneaking out gone wrong.
FADE
OUT.
END
OF EPISODE 10
EP10 NOTES
- Runtime: 22–23 min
- Props: Tiffin boxes, chips packets, laddoo box, inspection
clipboard
- Comedy Beats:
- Chintu’s mom exposing his junk food stash
- Bunty ka chacha’s overconfidence
- Warden ka savage recap of all mischiefs
- Parents praising Rohan’s maturity
4. Arc
Seeds:
- Parents episode adds emotional depth
- Rohan emerging as leader
- Bunty slowly realizing limits of “jugaad”
😎 — ab hostel ke asli daredevil episode ka time: Episode
11: “Night Out Ka Plan”. Isme boys hostel ka first “sneak-out” adventure
hoga — comedy, chaos aur police station cameo ke saath.
EPISODE 11: “NIGHT OUT KA PLAN”
Genre: Comedy Sitcom
Setting: Boys’ Hostel, Girls’ Hostel gate, City street, Police station
Core Cast in Ep11: Rohan, Chintu, Bunty, Warden Sharma Ji, Golu, Panda,
Sakshi, Police Inspector cameo
COLD OPEN
INT.
ROOM 105 – NIGHT (10:15 PM)
Rohan
studying. Chintu chips khata. Bunty entry, whisper mode.
BUNTY
Family… aaj raat mission: “Night Out.”
ROHAN
Matlab rules तोड़ना.
CHINTU
Matlab bumps se bhi bada risk.
BUNTY
Arre yaar, hostel ke bahar wali chai ki dukaan, ek hi raat khuli rehti hai.
Legendary anda-maggy. Jo khaya — woh asli hosteler.
ROHAN
Warden 10:30 ke baad hostel bandh kar deta hai.
BUNTY
Tabhi toh plan hai. “Escape Route 2.0.”
SMASH
CUT TO TITLE.
SCENE 1
INT.
HOSTEL CORRIDOR – 10:25 PM
Sab
ready. Golu-Panda backpacks pehne hue jaise trekking.
CHINTU
Bhaiya, ye backpack kyu?
PANDA
Snack storage. Waapas aate time chips bhar lenge.
GOLU
Aur helmet. Agar bumps mile.
Bunty
whiteboard pe map draw karta:
- Main
gate: Warden guard.
- Back
wall: 7 feet climb.
- Plan
C: Mess window se nikalna.
ROHAN
Mess window se nikle to Kallu Bhaiya pakad lega.
BUNTY
Pakad lega? Nahi. Usko bhi le chalenge.
SCENE 2
EXT.
BACK WALL – 10:45 PM
Boys
chadh rahe wall. Chintu first try, phisal ke neeche girta.
CHINTU
Mujhe lag raha main Spiderman nahi, Waterman hoon.
BUNTY
Push karo!
Rohan
help karta. Sab climb kar lete.
Suddenly
WARDEN whistle door ke paas sunai deta. Boys freeze.
WARDEN
(O.S.)
“Lights off! Discipline on!”
Boys
sigh of relief — Warden ne unhe dekha nahi.
SCENE 3
EXT.
TEA STALL / STREET – 11:15 PM
Group
finally pahunchta famous chai-maggy stall pe. Lights, music, other college
groups.
CHINTU
Waah! Real world!
BUNTY
Ab Bunty ka anda roll.
Sab
order karte. Enjoy karte. Sakshi aur girls group bhi aa jaata.
SAKSHI
Tum log yaha? Warden ko pata hai?
ROHAN
(awkward)
Uh… cultural research trip.
SAKSHI
(smirk)
Jab police aayegi na, tab asli research hoga.
SCENE 4
EXT.
TEA STALL – CONTINUOUS
Suddenly
police jeep aati. Siren. Students scatter.
INSPECTOR
License? Permission? Ye midnight mela kya hai?
Chintu
darr ke cup gira deta. Bunty confident.
BUNTY
Sir, hum sirf chai peene aaye.
INSPECTOR
Hostel ke students? Time limit pata hai?
Sab
chup. Police jeep ki light unpe padti. Rohan step forward.
ROHAN
Sir, galti hui. Sorry. Hum abhi wapas hostel ja rahe.
INSPECTOR
Fine lagega. Ya… PT under police supervision.
CHINTU
Sir, PT? Already hostel me hai. Double PT = double maar.
Police
chuckles.
INSPECTOR
Theek hai. Is bar warning. Warden ko inform karenge.
SCENE 5
INT.
HOSTEL GATE – NIGHT (12:30 AM)
Group
chori-chupke wapas aa raha. Suddenly Warden khada milta.
WARDEN
Welcome back, night riders. Police se pehle news mere paas aa jaati hai.
BUNTY
Sir… research trip.
WARDEN
Research = PT 6 baje. Sabke liye.
CHINTU
Sir, PT ke bina bhi humne anda roll khake punishment feel kar liya.
SCENE 6
INT.
HOSTEL ROOM 105 – LATE NIGHT
Sab
thake hue bed pe.
ROHAN
Lesson: Rules todne se adventure milta hai, par izzat chali jaati hai.
CHINTU
Aur anda roll bhi acidity ban jaata hai.
BUNTY
Par family… worth it. Hostel memories banti isi se hain.
Sab
laugh.
TAG SCENE
EXT.
HOSTEL GROUND – MORNING PT (6:00 AM)
Warden
whistle. Sab students line me.
WARDEN
Special warm-up for last night’s “Night Riders.” Extra laps!
Bunty,
Rohan, Chintu, Golu, Panda running. Bunty bolta:
BUNTY
Next time… scooter rent pe le aate.
ROHAN
Next time?
CHINTU
Main to ab se sirf “dream mein night out” karunga.
Sab
hansi.
SUPER: NEXT: “Inspection Day Hungama.”
FADE
OUT.
END
OF EPISODE 11
EP11 NOTES
- Runtime: 22–23 min
- Props: Wall map, tea stall props, police jeep, anda roll, Warden’s
whistle
- Comedy beats:
- Chintu ka clumsy climbing + “Waterman” dialogue
- Bunty’s overconfidence vs police reality
- Sakshi’s sarcasm
- Warden’s perfect timing
4. Arc
seeds:
- Rohan = responsible leader, saving group from police
- Chintu = scaredy cat but comic heart
- Bunty = thrill-seeker, never learns
🎉 Ab aata hai hostel ka sabse bada dhamaka — Episode 12:
“Inspection Day Hungama”. Ye episode pura chaos + comedy hoga, kyunki
government/college ke inspectors aate hain aur students ko ek din ke liye “model
hostelers” banna padta hai.
EPISODE 12: “INSPECTION DAY HUNGAMA”
Genre: Comedy Sitcom
Setting: Hostel Rooms, Mess Hall, Warden’s Office, Playground
Core Cast in Ep12: Rohan, Chintu, Bunty, Golu, Panda, Sakshi, Warden
Sharma Ji, Kallu Bhaiya, Inspectors
COLD OPEN
INT.
HOSTEL CORRIDOR – EARLY MORNING
Warden
Sharma Ji loudspeaker leke announce karta hai.
WARDEN
Attention boys! Aaj hai Inspection Day. Agar ek bhi galt kaam pakda gaya,
hostel ka naam mitti me!
Students
panic.
CHINTU
Meri almirah me 26 chips ke empty packet hai.
BUNTY
Mere bed ke niche Wi-Fi router illegal.
ROHAN
Aur tum dono inspector ke samne smile bhi karoge toh pol khul jayegi.
SMASH
CUT TO TITLE.
SCENE 1
INT.
ROOM 105 – CLEANING CHAOS (9 AM)
Sab
apne-apne rooms saaf kar rahe.
- Chintu chip packets blanket ke andar chhupata hai.
- Bunty router ko “table lamp” bana deta hai.
- Panda apna laundry pile cupboard me ghusa ke cupboard band kar deta hai.
GOLU
Yeh cupboard khula toh tsunami aayega.
ROHAN
Guys, bas ek din behave kar lo.
SCENE 2
INT.
MESS HALL – LUNCH PREP (11 AM)
Inspectors
ko khana serve hoga. Kallu Bhaiya tension me.
KALLU
Aaj sabse bada test hai. Warna naukri gayi.
BUNTY
(overconfident)
Chinta mat karo, Bunty taste ko handle karega.
Bunty
masala daal deta “extra.” Inspectors aate hi khana spicy rocket ban jaata hai.
INSPECTOR
#1 (red face)
Mess khana… thoda zyaada tasty hai.
CHINTU
Sir, hostel life = spice life.
Sab
laugh fake karte.
SCENE 3
INT.
WARDEN’S OFFICE – INSPECTION (NOON)
Inspectors
Warden ke sath baith kar questions puchte hain.
INSPECTOR
#2
Hostel discipline kaisa hai?
WARDEN
(nervous smile)
Sir, yaha students 10 baje tak so jate hain.
CUT
TO: FLASHBACK montage – last night night-out, ghost tour, bumps, loud
music.
Back
to office, Rohan interrupt karta.
ROHAN
Sir, hostel life thoda energetic hota hai, but sab log exams ke waqt serious ho
jaate hain.
Inspectors
impressed.
SCENE 4
INT.
HOSTEL ROOMS – SPOT CHECK
Inspectors
random rooms dekhte hain.
Room
217 (Golu-Panda): cupboard khulta hai aur laundry avalanche gir jaata hai
inspector pe.
Inspector
shock.
PANDA
Sir, ye “science project” hai. Clothes-based landslide.
Room
105: Bunty ka router “lamp” inspector on kar deta hai. Wi-Fi signals blink
karte hain.
INSPECTOR
#1
Lamp blink kyu kar raha hai?
BUNTY
Sir… disco lamp. Students ke stress relief ke liye.
Inspector
confused but moves on.
SCENE 5
EXT.
PLAYGROUND – EVENING ACTIVITY
Inspectors
students se interact karna chahte hain.
- Sakshi lead karti hai ek group dance.
- Chintu ko mic milta, woh bolta: “Hostel ne mujhe seekhaya — ek bed par teen insaan adjust kar sakte hain.”
Sab students clap, inspectors laugh.
Rohan
closing speech deta:
ROHAN
Sir, hostel perfect nahi hai. Hum galtiyan karte hain. But har din yaha hum
dosti, teamwork aur independence seekhte hain.
Inspectors
nod.
SCENE 6
INT.
MESS HALL – NIGHT (RESULT)
Inspectors
announce karte:
INSPECTOR
#2
Hostel me thodi kami hai… lekin students ki honesty aur spirit strong hai.
Approval granted.
Sab
cheer karte. Warden relief.
WARDEN
Mujhe laga meri naukri gayi.
BUNTY
Sir, agar gayi hoti toh Bunty Hostel ka new Warden ban jaata.
WARDEN
Bas isi liye main retire nahi ho raha.
Sab
hansi.
TAG SCENE
INT.
ROOM 105 – LATE NIGHT
Group
relax kar raha.
CHINTU
Mujhe lagta hai aaj inspector humse zyada shock ho gaye.
ROHAN
Important yeh hai ki hum sabne milke bacha liya.
BUNTY
(smirk)
Aur kal phir night out plan.
CHINTU
& ROHAN (together)
BUNTY!
Sab
hansi.
SUPER: NEXT: “Cricket Match Ka Tamasha.”
FADE
OUT.
END
OF EPISODE 12
EP12 NOTES
- Runtime: 22–23 min
- Comedy Beats:
- Chintu’s junk stash hiding
- Bunty ka router “lamp”
- Laundry avalanche
- Inspectors ka spicy food scene
4.Arc
Seeds:
- Rohan again responsible leader
- Sakshi ka trust build hona
- Bunty ki unstoppable jugaad energy
🔥 Ab hostel ki asli rivalry shuru hoti hai! Episode 13 ek sports-comedy
dhamaka hai — full-on cricket match, ego clash, jugaad strategies aur
Warden ke special commentary ke saath.
EPISODE 13: “Cricket Match Ka
Tamasha”
Genre: Comedy Sitcom
Setting: Hostel Ground, Rooms, Match Pavilion
Core Cast in Ep13: Rohan (Captain), Chintu (Wicketkeeper), Bunty
(Vice-Captain), Golu-Panda (All-rounders), Warden Sharma Ji
(Umpire/Commentator), Sakshi + Girls Hostel team, Rival Hostel Team
COLD OPEN
INT.
HOSTEL ROOM 105 – MORNING
Boys
ka heated argument.
CHINTU
Main wicketkeeper banunga!
BUNTY
Tu to ladkiyon ki tarah gloves pehen ke bas selfies lega.
ROHAN
Bas! Kal inter-hostel cricket match hai. Agar haar gaye toh poore saal dusra
hostel hume “pillow fighters” bolega.
PANDA
Aur jeete toh free pizza party.
Sab
ekdam motivated.
SMASH
CUT TO TITLE.
SCENE 1
EXT.
HOSTEL GROUND – PRACTICE SESSION
- Bunty batting karta hai, heroic pose. Ball maar ke khidki tod deta.
- Chintu wicketkeeping me ball miss karke apna helmet girata hai.
- Golu aur Panda fielding ke chakkar me ek dusre se takra jaate hain.
WARDEN
(umpire hat pehn ke)
Team toh lagti hai circus.
ROHAN
Sir, match jeetna hai. Aap coach ban jaiye.
WARDEN
Main toh bas umpire hoon. Aur umpire kabhi biased nahi hota… (beat) except jab
koi mujhe mithai khilaye.
SCENE 2
INT.
GIRLS HOSTEL LAWN – EVENING
Rohan
secretly Sakshi se tips le raha hai (woh ex-school cricketer niklti hai).
SAKSHI
Front foot defence karo, aur Bunty ko bola overconfidence kam kare.
ROHAN
Usko control karna impossible hai.
SAKSHI
Toh usko “opening” mat do. Usko “opening drama” hi do.
SCENE 3
EXT.
MATCH DAY – GROUND
Crowd:
students, wardens, chai-stall waala.
WARDEN
(mic leke commentary)
Aur shuru ho gaya hai Hostel vs Hostel ka maha-yudh!
Bunty
toss ke liye aata hai. Har bar coin pakadne me fail. Finally jeet jata.
BUNTY
Hum batting first! Aur main opening!
Rohan
facepalm.
SCENE 4
MATCH
SEQUENCE (COMEDY MONTAGE)
- Bunty pehla ball pe sixer maarne chalta hai → clean bowled. Crowd laugh.
- Chintu batting karte waqt gloves utar ke chips khata hai. Ball gir jati uske plate me.
- Panda batting karke ek run lene jaata hai → but pitch ke beech me gir jata, ball pe bhi gir ke accidental four mil jaata.
- Rival hostel bowler scary fast, but Golu “lagaan” style shot khel ke sixer.
Score:
80/6 after 10 overs.
SCENE 5
SECOND
INNINGS – HOSTEL FIELDING
- Chintu behind stumps loud sledging karta hai: “Arre bowler, tu toh carrom bhi nahi jeetega!”
- Rival team almost jeet ja rahi hoti hai. Needed 10 runs from 2 balls.
Final
over Rohan bowl karta hai.
- First ball: dot.
- Last ball: Rival hits high in the air. Sab suspense.
Panda
catch lene jaata hai… ball uske tummy pe lagti hai, neeche girti hai, aur
somehow catch complete ho jata hai!
WARDEN
(dramatic)
Aur yeh raha hostel ka itihas! Jeet hamari!
SCENE 6
POST-MATCH
CELEBRATION – GROUND
Sab
hostel team ko kandho pe uthate hain.
CHINTU
Main keh raha tha na — wicketkeeping mera passion hai.
BUNTY
Aur batting mera… ek din prove karunga.
ROHAN
Sabko pizza treat kal mess me.
WARDEN
Aur mujhe double pizza. Nahi toh agli baar “no-ball umpire” ban jaunga.
Sab
hansi.
TAG SCENE
INT.
ROOM 105 – NIGHT
Sab
pizza kha rahe. TV par cricket match lagta hai. Bunty heroic tone me bolta:
BUNTY
Ek din main India team me hunga.
CHINTU
Opening me clean bowled India ko bhi kara dega.
Sab
hansi.
SUPER: NEXT: “Placement Waale Juniors.”
FADE
OUT.
END
OF EPISODE 13
EP13 NOTES
- Runtime: 22–23 min
- Comedy Beats:
- Bunty clean bowled first ball
- Chintu eating chips while wicketkeeping
- Panda’s “tummy catch”
- Warden’s biased commentary
3. Arc
Seeds:
- Rohan ka leadership + Sakshi ki bonding
- Bunty’s overconfidence continues
- Teamwork comedy
🔥 Episode 14 me campus placement drive ka tamasha hoga —
juniors serious, seniors masti mood me, aur Bunty apni “fake resume &
startup founder” kahani lekar aayega. Yeh episode comedy + thoda emotional
touch bhi hoga (career tension ke saath).
EPISODE 14: “Placement Waale
Juniors”
Genre: Comedy Sitcom
Setting: Hostel Rooms, Campus Placement Hall, Mess, Warden Office
Core Cast in Ep14: Rohan, Chintu, Bunty, Panda, Golu, Juniors (Rahul,
Meena, Tiwari), Warden Sharma Ji, HR Interviewers
COLD OPEN
INT.
HOSTEL MESS – MORNING
Juniors
suit-tie me breakfast kar rahe, nervous vibes.
RAHUL
(junior)
Bhaiya, aaj placement ka pehla interview hai. Kya tips?
BUNTY
(overconfident)
Bas ek hi tip – apne resume me likho ki tum Elon Musk ke dost ho.
CHINTU
Aur likh do ki Mars par ghar banaya hai.
ROHAN
Chup karo tum dono. Juniors, bas sach bolo aur confident raho.
WARDEN
(enters)
Aur agar fail ho gaye toh tumhari wajah se hostel ki reputation gir jaayegi.
Sab
juniors aur zyada panic ho jaate hain.
SMASH
CUT TO TITLE.
SCENE 1
INT.
ROOM 105 – PREP ZONE (9 AM)
Rohan
juniors ko mock interview karwa raha hai.
- Rohan: “Tell me about yourself.”
- Rahul: “Sir, I am Rahul…” nervous ho jata hai.
- Bunty interrupt karta: “Sir, I am Rahul, founder of Rahul Enterprises, vision: duniya me free Wi-Fi dena.”
Rohan
facepalm.
ROHAN
Bunty, stop misguiding!
BUNTY
Arre main toh juniors ko “confidence injection” de raha hoon.
SCENE 2
INT.
CAMPUS PLACEMENT HALL – NOON
Juniors
line me. Interviewers serious.
- Chintu juniors ko “lucky pen” deta hai jo actually broken hai.
- Panda motivational speech deta hai: “Bas cricket ki tarah socho, ya toh bowled out ya sixer.”
- Golu snacks smuggle karke sabko relax karata hai.
Bunty
bhi sneak karke apna resume de deta hai, jisme likha hai:
“CEO of Bunty Tech, Inventor of Artificial Stupidity, IIT pass-out (Ignore
Spelling Mistakes).”
INTERVIEWER
(confused)
What is Artificial Stupidity?
BUNTY
(smirk)
Sir, wo jo aap abhi feel kar rahe ho.
Interviewer
shocked.
SCENE 3
INT.
MESS HALL – LUNCH BREAK
Juniors
thoda relax karte hain.
MEENA
(junior girl)
Rohan bhaiya, agar selection nahi hua toh?
ROHAN
Beta, selection ek din ruk sakta hai, talent kabhi nahi. Try karte raho.
(Small
emotional beat, Sakshi side se sun kar impress hoti hai Rohan se.)
CHINTU
(interrupting)
Aur agar sab fail ho gaye toh mere dukan pe sales boy ban jao. 10% discount
milega.
Sab
hansi.
SCENE 4
INT.
PLACEMENT HALL – FINAL ROUND
- Rahul confidently answers technical question (Rohan ki training ka result).
- Meena HR ko impress karti hai with leadership story.
- Bunty fir se ghus ke pitch karta hai: “Sir, invest in BuntyCoin crypto.”
INTERVIEWER
Security!
Bunty
ko bahar nikal dete hain.
SCENE 5
EXT.
CAMPUS GROUNDS – EVENING
Result
board lagta hai.
- Rahul aur Meena selected. Hostel juniors cheer.
- Tiwari nahi hua select, dukhi.
ROHAN
Don’t worry. Agla chance hamesha hota hai.
WARDEN
(proud)
Good job, seniors. Hostel ka naam roshan kiya.
BUNTY
(interrupting)
Aur Bunty ka naam security guard ke blacklist me daal diya.
Sab
hansi.
SCENE 6 – TAG
INT.
ROOM 105 – NIGHT
Juniors
party kar rahe with samosas.
CHINTU
Placement ka asli fayda – free samosa.
BUNTY
Mera startup ek din sabko hire karega.
PANDA
Aur fir sabko salary milegi samose me?
Sab
hansi.
SUPER: NEXT: “Hostel Ka Detective.”
FADE
OUT.
END
OF EPISODE 14
EP14 NOTES
- Runtime: 22–23 min
- Comedy Beats:
- Bunty’s fake startup & “Artificial Stupidity”
- Chintu ka “lucky pen”
- Panda ka cricket motivation
- Security se Bunty ko bahar nikalna
3. Arc
Seeds:
- Rohan mentorship role
- Sakshi impressed with Rohan
- Bunty ka future “entrepreneur” dream
🔥 Ab hostel me suspense aur comedy dono milega! Episode 15 ek
mystery-comedy hai jisme hostel me chori hoti hai aur sab apni-apni
style me detective ban jaate hain. Bunty ke “Sherlock Holmes” ke nakhre, Chintu
ka “CID style”, aur Warden ka “CCTV investigation” — full on laughter riot.
EPISODE 15: “Hostel Ka Detective”
Genre: Comedy Sitcom
Setting: Hostel Rooms, Mess, Corridor, Warden Office
Core Cast in Ep15: Rohan, Chintu, Bunty, Panda, Golu, Sakshi, Warden
Sharma Ji, Hostel Students
COLD OPEN
INT.
HOSTEL MESS – MORNING
Sab
khana kha rahe hote hain. Suddenly ek junior chillata hai:
JUNIOR:
Mere room se headphones chori ho gaye!
Sab
shock.
BUNTY
(dramatic entry with bedsheet cape):
Chinta mat karo! Hostel ka Sherlock Holmes aa gaya! Bunty Holmes!
CHINTU
(CID style pose):
Arre nahi, main hoon hostel ka ACP Pradyuman. Daya, darwaza tod!
Sab
hansi me phat jaate hain.
SMASH
CUT TO TITLE.
SCENE 1
INT.
ROOM 105 – MORNING
Gang
meeting kar raha hai.
ROHAN:
Guys, chori serious hai. Agar aise chalta raha toh hostel unsafe ho jaayega.
BUNTY:
Plan simple hai – main suspect ko dhoondhunga apni “deduction” power se.
CHINTU:
Aur main fingerprint test karunga.
PANDA:
Fingerprint? Tere paas kya forensic lab hai?
CHINTU
(showing ink pad):
Nahi, par bunty ke assignment par print le lunga.
Bunty
gussa.
SCENE 2
INT.
HOSTEL CORRIDOR – DAY
Bunty
magnifying glass le kar sabka investigation kar raha hai.
- Ek student ko dekh ke bolta hai: “Tumhare chehre par guilt likha hai.”
- Student: “Ye to acne hai.”
Chintu
sabse interrogations karta hai – CID style slow-motion me.
“Tumne headphones churaye ya tumhari aatma?”
Sab
uski acting pe hass dete hain.
SCENE 3
INT.
WARDEN OFFICE – AFTERNOON
Warden
CCTV dekh raha hai.
WARDEN:
Dekho, kal raat koi mess ka dabba le ja raha hai.
BUNTY
(serious tone):
Sir, dabba chor aur headphone chor ek hi aadmi hai.
WARDEN:
Evidence?
BUNTY:
Bas meri gut feeling.
SCENE 4
INT.
GIRLS HOSTEL GATE – EVENING
Sakshi
aati hai aur hint deti hai.
SAKSHI:
Maine dekha tha kisi ne mess se chutney ka dabba uthaya, shayad wahi culprit
hoga.
ROHAN:
Good clue! Matlab culprit foodie hai.
PANDA
& GOLU (ek saath):
Arre sab mujhe kyun dekh rahe ho?
SCENE 5
INT.
HOSTEL ROOM – NIGHT
Sab
suspect list banate hain. Suddenly chori ka asli clue milta hai:
Headphones Panda ke pillow ke niche se nikalte hain!
PANDA
(shocked):
Arre yeh toh main ne chupaya hi nahi tha. Shayad neend me rakh diya.
CHINTU
(CID tone):
Case solved! Chor wahi tha jiska dil sabse saf hai.
BUNTY:
Matlab Panda ne chori bhi ki aur khud se confess bhi nahi kiya.
Sab
hansi.
SCENE 6 – TAG
INT.
MESS – NEXT DAY
Sab
celebrate kar rahe hain.
WARDEN:
Good job detectives. Hostel safe hai.
BUNTY
(dramatic):
Aur Bunty Holmes hamesha ready hai.
Suddenly
ek junior chillata hai: “Mera toothpaste gayab hai!”
CHINTU
(serious):
ACP Chintu action me!
Sab
hansi.
SUPER: NEXT: “Birthday Surprise Gone Wrong.”
FADE
OUT.
END
OF EPISODE 15
EP15 NOTES
- Runtime: 22–23 min
- Comedy Beats:
- Bunty “Sherlock Holmes” with bedsheet cape
- Chintu’s “ACP Pradyuman” dialogues
- CCTV me dabba chor
- Panda ka “sleepwalking chori”
3. Arc
Seeds:
- Sakshi secretly helping investigations → bonding with Rohan
- Hostel unity shown in crisis
- Bunty ka overconfidence continues
🎉 Episode 16 is a classic sitcom chaos episode — a
surprise birthday party that turns into a complete disaster with misunderstandings,
fights, and comic accidents. Here’s the full screenplay:
EPISODE 16: “Birthday Surprise Gone
Wrong”
Genre: Comedy Sitcom
Setting: Hostel Rooms, Mess Hall, Warden’s Office, Rooftop
COLD OPEN
INT.
HOSTEL MESS – MORNING
Golu
tells the gang in hushed voice:
GOLU:
Aaj Bunty ka birthday hai! Surprise party karni hai.
ROHAN:
Par Bunty ko shak bhi nahi hona chahiye.
CHINTU
(CID style):
Operation Surprise shuru!
Suddenly
Bunty enters. Sab awkwardly chup ho jaate hain.
BUNTY
(suspicious):
Tum log kya planning kar rahe the?
PANDA
(nervous):
Uh… Maths ka group study!
BUNTY:
Maths? Tum log aur study? Pakka kuch gadbad hai.
SMASH
CUT TO TITLE.
SCENE 1
INT.
ROOM 105 – AFTERNOON
Gang
plan bana raha hai.
SAKSHI:
Decoration, cake aur music sab arrange karna hoga.
CHINTU:
Main cake lekar aata hoon.
ROHAN:
Bas yaad rakhna chocolate, Bunty ko pasand hai.
CHINTU
(overconfident):
Chinta mat karo, main kuch galat nahi launga.
(Cut
to: Chintu bakery se la raha hai… Pineapple cake.)
SCENE 2
INT.
HOSTEL CORRIDOR – EVENING
Rohan
aur Panda decoration kar rahe hain.
- Rohan balloons inflate kar raha hai, ek phat jata hai.
- Panda streamer ghoomate-gharate khud hi ulajh jaata hai.
PANDA
(stuck):
Mujhe lagta hai main decoration ka part ban gaya hoon.
Sab
hansi.
SCENE 3
INT.
GIRLS HOSTEL GATE – EVENING
Sakshi
secretly gifts laane ja rahi hai. Guard rokta hai.
GUARD:
Andar gift allowed nahi hai.
SAKSHI:
Arre ye bomb thodi na hai, ek teddy bear hai.
Guard
suspiciously allow karta hai.
SCENE 4 – SURPRISE GONE WRONG
INT.
MESS HALL – NIGHT
Sab
lights off karke chhupe hain.
Bunty
enters… sab chillate hain “Surprise!”
Bunty
shock se gir jaata hai chair pe.
BUNTY
(gussa):
Mujhe heart attack aa jaata toh?
SCENE 5 – CAKE DISASTER
Chintu
cake reveal karta hai.
BUNTY
(angry):
Pineapple cake?!! Maine tumhe bola tha chocolate pasand hai!
CHINTU:
Arre mujhe laga tu diet pe hai.
Sab
hans rahe hain aur Bunty aur gussa.
Suddenly
Panda accidentally cake girata hai… directly Bunty ke upar!
SCENE 6 – WARDEN ENTERS
Warden
aata hai shouting:
WARDEN:
Yeh kya ho raha hai hostel me?! Party allowed nahi hai!
Sab
frozen.
ROHAN
(saving):
Sir… ye to bunty ka farewell tha.
WARDEN
(confused):
Farewell? Kahan jaa raha hai ye?
BUNTY
(dramatic):
Mere patience ka farewell ho gaya hai!
SCENE 7 – ROOFTOP ENDING
Sab
finally rooftop pe baith kar chips aur cold drinks se Bunty ka birthday
celebrate karte hain.
SAKSHI:
Sab plan fail ho gaya, but at least hum sab saath toh hain.
BUNTY
(smiling, cake se bhara hua):
Haan, ye hi sabse badi party hai.
TAG SCENE
INT.
ROOM – NIGHT
Bunty
gifts open karta hai. Ek gift se nikla… pink teddy bear.
CHINTU
(teasing):
Bhai, tu hostel ka teddy bear ban gaya.
Sab
hansi.
SUPER: NEXT: “Hostel Election Hungama.”
FADE
OUT.
END
OF EPISODE 16
🔥 Episode 17 ek political spoof hai jisme hostel ke
chhote se election ko sabhi netaon jaisa over-dramatic bana dete hain. Banners,
speeches, fake promises, corruption — sab kuch comedy style me.
EPISODE 17: “Hostel Election
Hungama”
Genre: Comedy Sitcom
Setting: Hostel corridors, rooms, mess hall, rooftop
Core Cast: Rohan, Bunty, Chintu, Panda, Golu, Sakshi, Warden Sharma Ji,
Hostel Students
COLD OPEN
INT.
HOSTEL MESS – MORNING
Notice
board par ek chit laga hua hai: “Hostel President Election – Nomination
Open.”
BUNTY
(excited):
Bhai, main khada ho raha hoon. Hostel ko asli leader chahiye.
CHINTU
(CID pose):
Aur main opposition banunga. Democracy bachana mera farz hai.
ROHAN:
Matlab hostel ka bhi politics shuru… ab to asli hungama hoga.
SMASH
CUT TO TITLE.
SCENE 1 – CANDIDATE ANNOUNCEMENTS
INT.
ROOM 105 – AFTERNOON
- Bunty apna manifesto likhta hai: “Free Maggi for all, Wi-Fi 24x7, attendance proxy guarantee.”
- Chintu ka promise: “Ghost-free hostel, CCTV upgrade, mess ka khana tasty banwaunga.”
- Panda bhi election ladna chahta hai, uska manifesto: “Extra aloo in paratha.”
Sab
hansi me phat jaate hain.
SCENE 2 – CAMPAIGNING
INT.
HOSTEL CORRIDOR – EVENING
- Bunty posters chipka raha hai: “Vote for Bunty, your asli dost.”
- Chintu megaphone lekar speeches deta hai: “Daya… darwaza nahi… vote tod!”
- Panda chocolate distribute kar raha hai: “Vote ke saath free Dairy Milk.”
Sakshi
unko troll karti hai:
SAKSHI:
Tum sab neta ban gaye ho, par promises kaun pura karega?
BUNTY:
Pehle jeetne do, phir dekhna.
SCENE 3 – DEBATE NIGHT
INT.
MESS HALL – NIGHT
Mess
ko debate hall banaya gaya hai.
- Rohan moderator hai.
- Bunty: “Main hostel ke liye jaan bhi de dunga!”
- Chintu: “Ye bas bolta hai, main action dikhata hoon!”
- Panda: “Mujhe bas mess ke aloo chahiye.”
Sab
hans rahe hain.
Suddenly
warden enter karta hai.
WARDEN:
Koi bhi jeete, hostel me discipline pehle aayega.
Sab
boo karte hain, “Sharma ji down!”
SCENE 4 – VOTING DAY
INT.
HOSTEL COMMON ROOM – NEXT DAY
Ballot
box rakha hai. Sab students line me.
- Bunty fake promises kar raha hai.
- Chintu CID badge dikha ke voters ko impress kar raha hai.
- Panda chocolates baat raha hai nonstop.
SCENE 5 – RESULT DRAMA
Sab
tension me. Rohan votes count karta hai.
- Bunty: 12 votes
- Chintu: 11 votes
- Panda: … 25 votes!
Sab
shock.
PANDA
(confused):
Mujhe laga mazaak me khada hoon…
BUNTY:
Matlab chocolate ne asli kaam kar diya.
SCENE 6 – TAG
INT.
ROOFTOP – NIGHT
Panda
speech deta hai.
PANDA:
As your president, I promise… extra aloo in every paratha.
Sab
cheer karte hain.
Suddenly
warden aata hai:
WARDEN:
Mess ka budget kaun dega?
Panda
chup. Sab hansi.
SUPER: NEXT: “Mess Strike Drama.”
FADE
OUT.
END
OF EPISODE 17
😋 Episode 18 is all about hostel food crisis comedy —
Kallu Bhaiya (the mess cook) goes on strike, and the hostel turns into survival
mode. Let’s go full sitcom with chaos, jugaad, and laughs.
EPISODE 18: “Mess Strike Drama”
Genre: Comedy Sitcom
Setting: Hostel Mess, Corridors, Rooftop, Warden’s Office
COLD OPEN
INT.
HOSTEL MESS – MORNING
Students
line up with plates. Kallu Bhaiya angrily slams the serving spoon.
KALLU
BHAIYA:
Bas! Ab main khana nahi banaunga!
ROHAN
(confused):
Par kyun, Bhaiya?
KALLU
BHAIYA (dramatic):
Roz aloo, roz protest… ab main bhi protest!
He
throws apron, storms out. Sab shock.
BUNTY
(whispering):
Bhai, mess strike… hostel me ab asli bhookh hartal hone wali hai.
SMASH
CUT TO TITLE.
SCENE 1 – HOSTEL HALL MEETING
Sab
students jamaa.
CHINTU
(CID pose):
Case clear hai! Kallu Bhaiya ko manaye bina kuch nahi hoga.
SAKSHI:
Ya to tum sabko khud cooking seekhna padega.
PANDA
(horrified):
Mujhe stove se allergy hai.
BUNTY:
Tension mat lo. Pizza order karte hain.
Cut
to: Delivery guy refusing at hostel gate.
SCENE 2 – STUDENTS’ JUGAAD
INT.
HOSTEL CORRIDOR – AFTERNOON
- Rohan Maggi cooker me banata hai → short circuit.
- Chintu bread pakora banata hai → poora hostel smoke se bhar jaata hai.
- Panda noodles ko detergent water me daal deta hai (sochta hai namak hai).
ROHAN:
Bhai, tumse na ho paayega.
SCENE 3 – WARDEN’S OFFICE
Bunty
aur Rohan negotiation karne jate hain.
WARDEN
(angry):
Tum logon ki shikayaton se Kallu Bhaiya ne resign kar diya hai.
BUNTY
(dramatic):
Sir, mess ke bina hostel desert ban jaayega!
WARDEN:
Fir tum logon ko unko manaana hoga.
SCENE 4 – “OPERATION KALLU BHAIYA”
EXT.
KALLU BHAIYA’S TEA STALL – EVENING
Gang
Kallu Bhaiya ko convince karne jata hai.
- Rohan emotional karta hai: “Bhaiya, aapke haath ke aloo bina hostel adhura hai.”
- Chintu CID dialogue: “Daya… bina aloo ke hostel ki case file adhuri hai.”
- Panda chocolate packet deta hai: “Sirf aap hi hume zinda rakh sakte ho.”
Kallu
Bhaiya finally emotional hokar maan jaate hain.
SCENE 5 – CELEBRATION
INT.
HOSTEL MESS – NIGHT
Kallu
Bhaiya wapas cooking kar rahe hain.
Sab
cheer karte hain.
KALLU
BHAIYA:
Aaj special dinner – Paneer!
Sab
khush.
Suddenly
reveal: Paneer me bhi aloo mila diya hai.
BUNTY
(facepalm):
Arre phir se aloo!
TAG SCENE
INT.
HOSTEL ROOM – LATE NIGHT
Sab
Maggi khate hue baithte hain.
ROHAN:
Strike ho ya na ho, hostel ka asli khana Maggi hi hai.
Sab
hansi.
SUPER: NEXT: “Hostel Ka Detective Returns.”
FADE
OUT.
END
OF EPISODE 18
😄 Episode 19 ek full-on Chintu as “CID wala detective”
comeback episode hoga jisme hostel me ek chhota mystery comedy ke saath
badhkar ek badi hungama ban jaata hai.
EPISODE 19: “Hostel Ka Detective
Returns”
Genre: Comedy Sitcom
Setting: Hostel Rooms, Mess, Corridor, Rooftop
COLD OPEN
INT.
HOSTEL CORRIDOR – MORNING
Sab
students chill kar rahe hain jab ek awaaz aati hai.
PANDA
(screaming):
Mera tiffin box chori ho gaya!
Sab
shocked.
CHINTU
(CID entry pose):
Yeh case ab Chintu CID ke hawale hai.
ROHAN
(facepalm):
Bas, shuru ho gaya iska nautanki.
SMASH
CUT TO TITLE.
SCENE 1 – INVESTIGATION STARTS
INT.
ROOM 105 – AFTERNOON
Chintu
ek bada magnifying glass lekar clue search kar raha hai.
CHINTU:
Mujhe yaha ek footprint mila hai… size 9. Matlab chor Bunty hai!
BUNTY:
Arre main to mess me tha.
ROHAN:
Tu mess me tha ya mess kar raha tha?
Sab
hansi.
SCENE 2 – FALSE SUSPECTS
INT.
MESS HALL – EVENING
Chintu
interrogation kar raha hai students ka.
- Rohan: “Mujhe Maggi khani thi, tiffin ki zarurat nahi.”
- Sakshi: “Main diet pe hoon, mujhe kya lena?”
- Bunty: “Main bas cold drink pe focus kar raha tha.”
Sab
innocent lagte hain.
Suddenly
Panda bolta hai:
PANDA:
Tiffin box me mere mummy ke haath ke laddoo the!
Sab
shocked.
CHINTU
(dramatic):
Matlab motive clear hai… koi laddoo chor hai hostel me.
SCENE 3 – CLUE DRAMA
INT.
HOSTEL CORRIDOR – NIGHT
Chintu
torch lekar investigation karta hai.
- Ek wrapper milta hai (mithai ka).
- Ek spoon milta hai floor pe.
- Ek “Happy Birthday Bunty” wala ribbon bhi milta hai.
CHINTU:
Case tight ho raha hai… chor apne aas paas hi hai.
SCENE 4 – BIG REVEAL
INT.
ROOFTOP – NIGHT
Sab
students jama. Chintu detective style me reveal karta hai.
CHINTU:
Chor aur koi nahi… PANDA khud hai!
Sab
shocked.
BUNTY:
Kya? Apna hi tiffin chor?!
ROHAN
(laughing):
Self-crime ka naya record banaya hai.
PANDA
(sheepishly):
Arre kya karu, laddoo itne tasty the ki main raat ko khud hi khaa gaya… aur
subah bhool gaya.
Sab
hansi.
SCENE 5 – ENDING FUN
INT.
HOSTEL MESS – LATE NIGHT
Sab
Maggi aur chai ke saath baithkar Panda pe roast karte hain.
SAKSHI:
Hostel ka asli mystery ye hai ki Panda hamesha bhooka kyu rehta hai.
CHINTU
(CID pose):
Case closed!
Sab
hansi.
TAG SCENE
INT.
WARDEN OFFICE – NEXT MORNING
Warden
Sharma Ji notice lagate hain: “Tiffin box chori kaun karega usko hostel se
suspend kar diya jayega.”
Panda
scared:
PANDA:
Ab se sirf mess ka khana hi khayunga.
Sab
hansi.
SUPER: NEXT: “Holi Hungama in Hostel.”
FADE
OUT.
END
OF EPISODE 19
🌈 Episode 20 ek festival special comedy dhamaka hoga —
Holi ke din hostel me rang, water balloon aur warden ke saath total hungama.
EPISODE 20: “Holi Hungama in Hostel”
Genre: Comedy Sitcom
Setting: Hostel Lawn, Rooms, Rooftop, Warden’s Office
COLD OPEN
INT.
HOSTEL LAWN – MORNING
Sab
students Holi khelne ke liye ready ho rahe hain. Rohan ek bucket rang le aata
hai.
ROHAN
(excited):
Bhai, iss baar hostel ki Holi yaadgaar banegi!
BUNTY
(evil grin):
Yaadgaar nahi… historical!
Suddenly
WARDEN enters, serious face.
WARDEN:
Holi ki permission hai, par koi tameer tod-phod nahi aur paani
barbaad nahi!
CHINTU
(CID pose):
Daya, rang control karna mushkil hoga.
Sab
hansi.
SMASH
CUT TO TITLE.
SCENE 1 – PREPARATIONS
INT.
ROOM 105 – LATE MORNING
- Bunty balloons paani se bharta hai.
- Panda bucket me gulal ghol ke rasna ki tarah chakh leta hai.
- Sakshi apne doston ke saath pichkari ready karti hai.
PANDA:
Bhai, rang bhi tasty ho sakta hai!
ROHAN
(facepalm):
Tu khana khata hai ya rang?
SCENE 2 – HOLI BLAST STARTS
EXT.
HOSTEL LAWN – NOON
- Sab rang lagana shuru karte hain.
- Bunty Rohan ko pehle rang deta hai: “Bura na mano Holi hai!”
- Chintu CID style me Panda ko rang lagata hai: “Daya… rang barsa do!”
Sab
mast dance kar rahe hain dhol beats pe.
SCENE 3 – WARDEN TROUBLE
INT.
HOSTEL CORRIDOR – AFTERNOON
Warden
ghoom kar dekhte hain: har jagah rang hi rang.
WARDEN
(angry):
Arre yeh hostel hai ya rang manch?
Students
unko bhi rang lagaa dete hain.
BUNTY:
Ab to aap bhi team me ho gaye, Sharma ji!
Sab
cheer karte hain.
SCENE 4 – WATER BALLOON WAR
EXT.
ROOFTOP – EVENING
Do
teams banti hain:
- Team Bunty-Rohan
- Team Chintu-Panda-Sakshi
Water
balloon fight shuru hoti hai.
- Panda balloon apne hi sir pe phod leta hai.
- Chintu binocular se aim karta hai jaise CID mission ho.
- Rohan gir jata hai bucket ke andar.
Hansi
ka hungama.
SCENE 5 – FINAL CHAOS
INT.
MESS HALL – NIGHT
Sab
rangon se bhare mess me dinner karne baithe.
KALLU
BHAIYA (angry):
Arre plate me rang daal diye tum logon ne!
PANDA
(innocent):
Paneer gulabi kyu hai?
Sab
hansi me phat jaate hain.
TAG SCENE
EXT.
HOSTEL LAWN – NIGHT
Sab
campfire ke paas baithke gaana gaate hain.
ROHAN:
Hostel ki Holi ka asli rang hai dosti.
Sab
cheer karte hain aur ek dusre ko phir se rang lagate hain.
CHINTU
(CID pose):
Case closed – Rang case solved.
Sab
hansi.
SUPER: NEXT: “Summer Vacations Ka Drama.”
FADE
OUT.
END
OF EPISODE 20
Let’s
continue the sitcom arc. Episode 21 aata hai summer vacations ke time pe — sab
students ghar jaane wale hain, lekin hostel apni alag hi nautanki kar raha hai.
EPISODE 21: “Summer Vacations Ka
Drama”
Genre: Comedy Sitcom
Setting: Hostel Lawn, Rooms, Warden’s Office, Bus Stand
COLD OPEN
INT.
HOSTEL ROOM – MORNING
Sab
apna saman pack kar rahe hain.
ROHAN:
Bhai, finally ghar jaa rahe hain! Maa ke haath ka khana, AC ka room, aur koi
attendance ka jhanjhat nahi.
PANDA
(sad):
Par bhai… ghar jaake mujhe subah 7 baje uthna padega! Hostel ka azaadi kahan
milega?
BUNTY
(dramatic):
Main ghar nahi jaa raha. Yahan hostel ka rang, yahan ki khatti-meethi memories…
main wahi rehunga!
CHINTU
(CID style):
Yeh case alag lag raha hai… vacation ka case.
SMASH
CUT TO TITLE.
SCENE 1 – WARDEN’S ANNOUNCEMENT
INT.
MESS HALL – NOON
Warden
students ko bulaata hai.
WARDEN:
Sun lo sab! Hostel officially band hoga kal raat 8 baje tak. Jo bhi andar reh
gaya, uska pura kharcha double lagega.
SAB
STUDENTS (panic):
Areeeee!
SAKSHI:
Arre mujhe to ghar jaana hi nahi hai, mummy papa bas homework karaayenge.
SCENE 2 – ESCAPE PLANS
INT.
ROOM 106 – AFTERNOON
- Bunty decide karta hai fake “internship letter” banane ka, taaki hostel me ruk sake.
- Panda decide karta hai ki mess me chhup jaayega.
- Sakshi plan banati hai ki “cultural research project” ke naam pe stay karna hai.
ROHAN:
Arre tum sab nautanki kar rahe ho. Vacation ka matlab hi break hota hai!
CHINTU
(CID tone):
Daya, in sabko ghar bhejna hoga. Varna case unsolved reh jaayega.
SCENE 3 – DRAMA AT THE BUS STAND
EXT.
BUS STAND – EVENING
- Sab apne apne parents ke saath bus/auto pakadne aate hain.
- Panda ke parents usko dekh ke haste hain: “Yeh to aur mota ho gaya!”
- Bunty ke parents uske bag check karte hain: andar books nahi, balloons aur prank items nikalte hain.
- Rohan ke parents proud: “Mera beta hostel se padhai kar ke bada aadmi banega.”
SCENE 4 – TWIST
Warden
announce karta hai:
WARDEN:
Sun lo sab, kal hostel band nahi hoga. Maintenance delay ho gaya hai. Ab 3 din
baad band hoga.
Sab
students shock.
PANDA:
Matlab ab ghar jaane ki tension… aur 3 din late? Wah!
BUNTY:
Toh abhi teen din aur party!
Sab
cheer karte hain.
SCENE 5 – FINALE
EXT.
HOSTEL LAWN – NIGHT
Sab
chhoti si party karte hain, guitar bajta hai.
ROHAN:
Vacation ho ya hostel, asli maza toh doston ke saath hai.
Sab
ek dusre ko chips khilate hain aur hansi me ghul jaate hain.
CHINTU
(CID style):
Case closed – Summer drama solved.
SUPER: NEXT: “Monsoon Mein Masti.”
FADE
OUT.
END
OF EPISODE 21
🌧️ Episode 22 ek mast rainy season special hoga — jisme
hostel ke andar baarish ki wajah se leakage, football, aur total comedy hungama
hoga.
EPISODE 22: “Monsoon Mein Masti”
Genre: Comedy Sitcom
Setting: Hostel Rooms, Corridor, Rooftop, Hostel Lawn
COLD OPEN
INT.
HOSTEL ROOM – EARLY MORNING
Panda
neend me hai jab छत
se paani tapak ke uske muh par girta hai.
PANDA
(screaming):
Arreeeee! Kaun paani chhidak raha hai?
Sab
uth kar dekhte hain — छत
leak ho rahi hai.
ROHAN
(laughing):
Arre Panda, hostel ne bhi tujhe naha diya.
CHINTU
(CID style):
Daya, yeh leakage ka case hai.
SMASH
CUT TO TITLE.
SCENE 1 – LEAKAGE PROBLEM
INT.
HOSTEL CORRIDOR – MORNING
- Har jagah balti rakhi gayi hai paani rokne ke liye.
- Bunty ek balti ke andar machhli daal deta hai “mini aquarium” banane ke liye.
- Sakshi complain karti hai: “Mere kapde bhi bheeg gaye!”
Warden
aata hai aur gussa karta hai.
WARDEN:
Yeh koi hostel hai ya swimming pool?
SCENE 2 – FOOTBALL FEVER
EXT.
HOSTEL LAWN – AFTERNOON
Baarish
tez ho jaati hai. Students decide karte hain ki football khelenge.
- Panda ball leke gir jaata hai mud mein.
- Rohan ek goal maar ke celebrate karta hai, lekin Bunty usko puddle me dhakka deta hai.
- Sakshi bhi khelnay lagti hai aur sabko chhakka deti hai.
CHINTU
(CID style commentary):
Aur yeh raha ultimate goal… case solved by Sakshi!
Sab
cheer karte hain.
SCENE 3 – ROMANTIC TADKA
EXT.
ROOFTOP – EVENING
Rain
ke beech Rohan aur Sakshi thoda romantic vibe create karte hain.
ROHAN:
Kabhi kabhi lagta hai, baarish hostel ki tension bhi dhul deti hai.
Suddenly
Panda aa jaata hai pakoda plate leke:
PANDA:
Pakode khaoge kya?
Romantic
mood kharab ho jaata hai. Sab hansi.
SCENE 4 – WARDEN KA GUSSA
INT.
MESS HALL – NIGHT
Warden
dekhte hain ki students paani se bhige mess me entry kar rahe hain.
WARDEN:
Yeh ganda paani lekar andar kaun aaya?!
Suddenly
Panda ke haath se pakode gir jaate hain directly Sharma Ji ke upar.
BUNTY
(laughing):
Ab Sharma Ji bhi pakoda ban gaye.
Sab
hansi me phat jaate hain.
SCENE 5 – ENDING
EXT.
HOSTEL LAWN – NIGHT
Sab
chhote campfire ke saath guitar bajate hain, garma-garam chai aur pakode khate
hain.
ROHAN:
Monsoon ki sabse badi masti to hostel ke doston ke saath hai.
CHINTU
(CID style):
Case closed – Baarish ka hungama solved.
Sab
cheer karte hain.
TAG SCENE
INT.
HOSTEL ROOM – LATE NIGHT
छत se fir ek bada paani ka drop seedha Panda ke sar pe girta
hai.
PANDA
(angry):
Bas ab mujhe boat banani padegi!
Sab
hansi.
SUPER: NEXT: “Diwali Dhamaka in Hostel.”
FADE
OUT.
END
OF EPISODE 22
✨ Episode 23 ek festival dhamaka special hoga — Diwali
ke din hostel ke andar decoration, patakhe, mithai aur warden ke saath total
comedy.
EPISODE 23: “Diwali Dhamaka in
Hostel”
Genre: Comedy Sitcom
Setting: Hostel Lawn, Rooms, Mess, Warden’s Office
COLD OPEN
INT.
HOSTEL ROOM – EVENING
Sab
Diwali ki taiyaari kar rahe hain.
- Bunty fairy lights tang raha hai, lekin ulti lagata hai toh poora room andhera ho jaata hai.
- Panda mithai ki dabbi khol ke aadhi khud kha jaata hai.
- Sakshi rangoli bana rahi hai, Rohan accidentally us par pair rakh deta hai.
SAKSHI
(angry):
Arre Rohan! Rangoli kharab kar di!
ROHAN
(smile):
Arre ye toh modern art hai.
Sab
hansi.
SMASH
CUT TO TITLE.
SCENE 1 – WARDEN’S STRICT RULES
INT.
MESS HALL – NIGHT
Warden
announcement karta hai:
WARDEN:
Sun lo sab! Hostel me Diwali manani hai par bina aag ke patakhe, bina tod-phod,
aur shanti ke saath.
BUNTY
(whisper):
Matlab Diwali bina dhamake ke? Yeh toh shaadi bina band ke jaisa hai!
SCENE 2 – DIY DECORATION
INT.
CORRIDOR – NIGHT
- Students apne apne kamre decorate karte hain.
- Panda fairy lights ko apne blanket pe chipka deta hai aur shock kha jaata hai.
- Chintu CID style me diya arrange karta hai jaise “crime scene evidence.”
CHINTU:
Daya, diya idhar lagana hoga, warna case unsolved reh jaayega.
SCENE 3 – PATTI BOMB DRAMA
EXT.
HOSTEL LAWN – NIGHT
Bunty
secretly laya hota hai sutli bomb.
ROHAN:
Pagal hai kya? Warden pakad lega.
Bunty
bomb jalata hai, lekin blast hone ke bajay phuss ho jaata hai.
PANDA
(laughing):
Arre Diwali ka bomb bhi hostel ke mess ke khane jaisa nikla… bas hawa!
Sab
hansi.
SCENE 4 – CULTURAL PROGRAM
INT.
HOSTEL LAWN – LATE NIGHT
Sab
students ek chhota program karte hain:
- Rohan aur Sakshi Diwali song gatte hain.
- Panda comedy dance karta hai.
- Chintu CID Diwali skit karta hai: “Daya, patakha phodo!”
Sab
talis bajate hain.
SCENE 5 – WARDEN’S SURPRISE
Warden
aata hai gussa karne… lekin students usko mithai khila dete hain aur rangoli
par naam likh dete hain: “Happy Diwali Sharma Ji.”
WARDEN
(softening):
Chalo, aaj tum logon ne mujhe bhi impress kar diya.
Sab
cheer karte hain.
FINALE
EXT.
HOSTEL ROOFTOP – MIDNIGHT
Sab
sky lanterns chhodte hain.
ROHAN:
Hostel ki Diwali sirf patakhe se nahi, dosti se chamakti hai.
CHINTU
(CID pose):
Case closed – Diwali dhamaka solved.
Sab
lanterns ke saath cheer karte hain.
TAG SCENE
INT.
HOSTEL ROOM – LATE NIGHT
Suddenly
Panda ke bed ke niche ek chhota anaaar bomb phat jaata hai.
PANDA
(shocked):
Arreeeee! Yeh toh mera takiya bhi phod diya!
Sab
hansi me gir jaate hain.
SUPER: NEXT: “New Year Party Gone Wrong.”
FADE
OUT.
END
OF EPISODE 23
🎉 — chalo banate hain Season Finale jisme New Year
party ka plan banta hai, lekin har cheez ulti-pulti ho jaati hai.
EPISODE 24: “New Year Party Gone
Wrong”
Genre: Comedy Sitcom
Setting: Hostel Lawn, Mess, Rooms, Terrace
COLD OPEN
INT.
HOSTEL ROOM – EVENING
Rohan
banner bana raha hai: “Happy New Year 2026!”
Bunty neeche se likhta hai: “Hostel Rocks Forever!”
Panda speakers connect kar raha hai aur full volume me DJ wale babu bajta hai.
WARDEN
(suddenly enters, shouting):
Band karo yeh noise pollution!
Sab
shock.
BUNTY
(whisper):
Lagta hai New Year hum jail me manayenge.
SMASH
CUT TO TITLE.
SCENE 1 – PARTY PREP
INT.
MESS HALL – NIGHT
- Sakshi aur girls decoration kar rahi hoti hain fairy lights se.
- Panda snacks chhupke chhupke kha raha hai.
- Bunty ek fake DJ setup banata hai (actually iron press aur torch light ka jugad).
CHINTU
(CID style):
Yeh party dangerous hai… lekin case solve karna zaroori hai.
SCENE 2 – THE PARTY STARTS
EXT.
HOSTEL LAWN – LATE NIGHT
Sab
nach rahe hain, dance floor full masti.
- Panda thumke lagata hai aur gir jaata hai snacks ke bowl me.
- Rohan aur Sakshi slow dance karte hain, lekin Bunty beech me tapak kar break dance kar deta hai.
- Chintu mic pakad ke CID theme song gaane lagta hai.
Sab
hans hans ke pagal.
SCENE 3 – LIGHT GONE WRONG
12
baje countdown shuru hota hai.
ALL:
10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1…
Suddenly
poora hostel ka light chala jaata hai.
WARDEN
(angry voice in dark):
Maine kaha tha na, overload mat karo!
Sab
panic me torch jalate hain.
PANDA:
Ab New Year candle light dinner ke saath celebrate karenge!
SCENE 4 – FINAL CHAOS
Generator
chalu karne jaate hain, par instead fire alarm on ho jaata hai.
Sab mess hall me paani ke sprinkler ke neeche bheeg jaate hain.
BUNTY:
Arre hostel ne apni taraf se rain dance kara diya!
Sab
dance karna shuru kar dete hain, full comedy scene.
SCENE 5 – MIDNIGHT RESOLUTION
EXT.
HOSTEL TERRACE – AFTER MIDNIGHT
Sab
bheege hue terrace pe khade hain, mithai baant rahe hain.
ROHAN:
Chahe light chali jaaye ya mess ka khana jale… hostel ke dost ke saath har New
Year mast hi hota hai.
CHINTU
(CID tone):
Case closed – New Year bhi successful.
Sab
ek dusre ko “Happy New Year!” wish karte hain. Fireworks sky me dikhte hain.
TAG SCENE
INT.
HOSTEL ROOM – EARLY MORNING
Panda
bed par girta hai, kehta hai:
PANDA:
Naya saal… par purane problems – attendance, assignment aur Sharma ji ka gussa.
Sab
hansi me gir jaate hain.
FADE
OUT.
END OF EPISODE 24 – SEASON FINALE 🎉
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