🎬 Comedy Female Voice Monologue - Main Drama Nahi Full Web Series Hoon

 MONOLOGUE FOR FEMALE VOIDE

🎭 Title: "Main Drama Nahi, Full Web Series Hoon"

*"Mujhe log bolte hain… ‘Tu thoda zyada drama karti hai.’
Arey beta, main drama nahi… full web series hoon,
Aur har episode mein twist guaranteed hai!

Kabhi main khud hi apni best friend ban jaati hoon,
Kabhi apne hi status pe ‘seen by 1’ dekh ke emotional ho jaati hoon.
Main diet start karti hoon Monday se…
Aur Monday lunch tak end ho jaata hai.

Mujhe crush pasand aata hai to main directly ‘hi’ nahi karti…
Pehle uske 5 saal purane post stalk karti hoon,
Phir ek story pe heart send karke,
Apne aap ko Queen of subtle hints declare kar deti hoon.

Bas ek baat yaad rakhna…
Main boring nahi hoon,
Main wo ladki hoon jo tumhari life ka TRP boost kar degi."*