3-minute का Comedy Monologue है जिसमें दोस्त की girlfriend के बारे में मस्ती-मजाक वाली बातें हैं। आप इसे स्टैंड-अप या फनी स्किट की तरह बोल सकते हो:
🎤 Comedy Monologue Script - दोस्त की girlfriend के बारे में
“Yaar, ek problem hai… mere dost ki girlfriend hai na… voh girlfriend kam aur Google Maps zyada lagti hai.
Kyuki har waqt usko pata hota hai mera dost kahan hai.
‘Tum canteen mein kyun ho? Lecture khatam hi nahi hua.’
Are behen, attendance teacher lega ya tumhara OTP chahiye?
Aur uska possessiveness level itna high hai ki mujhe doubt hota hai… dost uska boyfriend hai ya pet dog?
‘Paani piya na? Lunch khaya na? Shoes polish kiye na?’
Bas ek hi baaki hai – ‘Vaccination karaaya na?’
Sabse funny baat pata hai kya?
Mera dost din bhar mujhe bolta rehta hai, ‘Bhai main apni marzi ka malik hoon.’
Arre bhai, teri marzi sirf ek button tak limited hai… WhatsApp ka ‘last seen’.
Aur shopping ka toh mat hi puchho.
Pichle hafte voh girlfriend dost ko mall le gayi.
Mera dost jeans dekh raha tha… girlfriend ne bola,
‘Nahi, yeh colour tum pe suit nahi karega.’
Phir T-shirt uthai…
‘Nahi, yeh tumhare skin tone se match nahi karega.’
Aakhir mein kya hua pata hai?
Jeans girlfriend ne li, T-shirt girlfriend ne li…
Aur dost ghar aaya toh uske haath mein bas mall ka carry bag tha… jisme bill tha.
Ek aur scene – Movie ka plan bana.
Humne socha action movie dekhenge.
Par nahi! Girlfriend ne bola romantic dekhni hai.
Action movie chhodo… dost ka action toh cinema hall ke bahar hi khatam ho gaya tha.
Kya hi khud fight karega screen pe… jab asli fight interval pe girlfriend ke saath ho jaati hai?
Aur sabse dangerous moment – Jab dost bolta hai ‘Main ghar pe hoon.’
Aur girlfriend turant video call kar deti hai.
Arre bhai, ye pyaar kam aur CBI investigation zyada lagti hai.
Lekin ek baat hai… jitna bhi main uski khinchai karun…
jab voh dost aur uski girlfriend saath hote hain na…
dost ki aankhon mein woh glow hota hai…
jaise Jio ka recharge time pe ho gaya ho.
Toh conclusion ye hai bhaiyon…
girlfriend aur exam mein ek similarity hai…
Dono se bachna mushkil hai,
aur dono hi pass kara dete hain…
lekin jaan nikal ke!”
👉 यह monologue आप आराम से 3 minutes तक बोल सकते हो (थोड़ा pause, expression और audience reaction जोड़ कर)।
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