👍 जैसे आपका दोस्त और उसकी girlfriend आपस में बात कर रहे हों। Duration लगभग 3 minutes रहेगा।
🎭 Dialogue Script
Scene: पार्क की बेंच पर बैठा दोस्त (Boyfriend) और उसकी girlfriend (GF)।
GF: (गंभीर अंदाज़ में) Tum canteen mein kyun the? Lecture toh khatam hi nahi hua.
Boyfriend: (थोड़ा घबराकर) Arre bas… chai pi raha tha…
GF: Chai? Har baar excuse chai ka hi hota hai. Paani piya na? Lunch khaya na?
Boyfriend: (हंसते हुए) Tum meri girlfriend ho ya meri mummy 2.0?
GF: (नाक सिकोड़कर) Main tumhari care karti hoon. Tumhe samajh hi nahi aata.
Aur haan… shoes polish kiye na?
Boyfriend: (Audience ki taraf देखकर) Ab bas ek hi baat baaki hai – vaccination karaaya na?
(Shopping scene cut)
GF: (mall mein kapde dekhte हुए) Yeh jeans mat lo, tumpe suit nahi karegi.
Aur yeh T-shirt bhi… nahi… tumhari skin tone se match nahi karegi.
Boyfriend: (उलझन में) Toh main kya loon?
GF: (khush होकर) Tum mujhe yeh bag le do… perfect rahega!
Boyfriend: (audience ko देखते हुए) Bhai… main mall gaya tha apne liye… lekin ghar aaya toh carry bag mein sirf bill tha!
(Movie plan scene cut)
Boyfriend: (excited) Chal aaj action movie dekhte hain!
GF: Nahi, mujhe romantic dekhni hai.
Boyfriend: (thककर) Action movie toh chhodo… asli action toh interval ke time pe tumse ho jaata hai.
(Suspense scene)
Boyfriend: (फोन पर) Haan jaan, main ghar pe hi hoon.
GF: (फट से) Acha? Video call karo abhi!
Boyfriend: (audience ki taraf) Bhai ye pyaar kam aur CBI investigation zyada lagta hai!
(Last emotional beat)
GF: (smiling) Dekho, main tumse fight karti hoon, taunt karti hoon… lekin tum meri life ho.
Boyfriend: (softly) Aur tum meri recharge… Jio wali… jo time pe hoti hai toh life glow karti hai.
Punchline (Together):
Boyfriend: "Girlfriend aur exam mein ek similarity hai…"
GF: "Dono se bachna mushkil hai…"
(एक साथ) “…aur dono hi pass kara dete hain… lekin jaan nikal ke!”
👉 इससे आपको 3-minute का full comedy skit मिल जाएगा। Audience हंसी और expressions पर pause लेकर easily stretch कर सकते हो।
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