Situation (Context):
Ek normal din hai.
Koi bada drama nahi, koi tragedy nahi.
Bas zindagi apni full speed pe chal rahi hai…
aur dimag over-speed pe.
Character akela khada hai ya baitha hai —
ya to doston ke beech,
ya phir mirror ke saamne,
ya late night bed pe phone scroll karte hue.
Kisi ne casually bol diya hota hai:
“Tu itna serious kyun rehta hai?”
Aur wahi line trigger ban jaati hai.
Ye monologue tab shuru hota hai
jab character realise karta hai
ke wo serious nahi hai,
bas overthinking ka victim hai.
Comedy Monologue (Roman Hindi):
Mujhe log hamesha bolte hain,
“Tu itna sochta kyun hai?”
Main sochta hoon…
kyunki mere paas aur koi talent nahi hai.
Main wo insaan hoon
jo raat ko sote waqt
5 saal purani baat yaad karke bolta hai —
“Arre yaar, wahan ye bol dena chahiye tha.”
Tab toh neend bhi awkward ho jaati hai.
Main itna overthink karta hoon
ke agar phone silent pe ho
aur notification aaye
toh bhi lagta hai
kisi ne meri burai likh di hogi.
Log kehte hain,
“Chill kar, sab theek ho jaata hai.”
Haan…
par kab?
Aur kaise?
Aur mujhe batayega kaun?
Mera confidence bhi situation ke hisaab se aata hai.
Ghar pe hoon toh hero.
Bahar jaaun toh introvert.
Aur public me kisi ne naam le liya
toh main sudden mute ho jaata hoon.
Sabse funny baat pata hai kya?
Main advice sabko free me deta hoon,
aur apni life me
khud follow nahi karta.
Dusre ke breakup pe bolta hoon,
“Move on kar yaar.”
Aur khud
3 saal purani chats abhi bhi delete nahi kar paata.
Par theek hai…
main maanta hoon,
main perfect nahi hoon.
Par kam se kam
main boring toh nahi hoon.
Aur agar zyada sochna problem hai,
toh bhai…
main problem nahi hoon,
main limited edition hoon.
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