Comedy monologue for female voice - “Main Drama Queen Nahi Hoon, Bas Overthinking Pro Hoon”

 

Situation (Context):

Ek normal din hai.
Koi heartbreak nahi, koi tragedy nahi.
Bas life… aur overthinking ka full combo.

Character ek ladki hai —
ya to apne bed par baithi phone scroll kar rahi hai,
ya mirror ke saamne ready hote hue,
ya doston ke saath cafe me.

Kisi ne casually bol diya hota hai:
“Tu itna drama kyun karti hai?”

Aur wahi line trigger ban jaati hai.

Wo realise karti hai
ke wo drama queen nahi hai,
bas uska dimaag
overthinking ka full-time job karta hai.

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Tone & Delivery:

• Light, bubbly, self-mocking

• Beech-beech me playful pauses

• Facial expressions important

• Eye rolls, small smiles

• Reel me ho toh camera se jaise gossip kar rahi ho

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Setting Ideas (Optional):

• Bedroom, bed pe baith ke

• Dressing table ke saamne

• Cafe me chai ke saath

• Girls group ke beech jab sab uski le rahe ho

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Ending Beat (Comedy Close):

Monologue ke end pe wo casually shrug karke bolti hai:

“Main drama nahi karti… bas zyada feel karti hoon.”

Smile, hair flip, end.

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Comedy Monologue (Roman Hindi – Female Voice):

Log mujhe dekh ke kehte hain,
“Tu itna shaant kyun rehti hai?”

Aur main sochti hoon…
agar tum mere dimaag ke andar aa gaye na,
tumhe ambulance chahiye hogi.

Main wo ladki hoon
jo reply late aaye
toh 7 alag-alag reasons bana leti hoon.
Busy hai…
Network nahi hai…
Phone gir gaya hoga…
Ya phir…
mujhse bore ho gaya hoga.

Aur last wala hamesha sahi lagta hai.

Mera confidence bhi mood pe depend karta hai.
Subah mirror ke saamne —
“Wow girl, tu toh strong independent woman hai.”
Shaam ko ek chhota sa comment —
aur confidence direct airplane mode me.

Log kehte hain,
“Ignore kar na.”
Haan haan, bilkul…
par kaise ignore karoon
jab dimaag replay mode pe chal raha ho?

Main advice dene me expert hoon.
Dusri ladki ro rahi ho toh bolti hoon,
“Queen ban, move on kar.”
Aur khud ke case me?
Ek ‘hmm’ pe poori movie bana leti hoon.

Par theek hai…
Main dramatic nahi hoon.
Bas thodi zyada feel karti hoon.
Thodi zyada sochti hoon.
Aur thodi zyada funny hoon.

Aur agar ye sab problem hai,
toh sorry…
main problem nahi hoon,
main package deal hoon.