🎬 Ek audition performance / Comedy Short Scene (3 minutes)

 

🎭 Comedy Short Scene (3 minutes)

Character:
Ek ladka/ladki jo first time gym join karta hai, aur trainer ke saamne full overconfident acting karta hai.

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Script (Roman Hindi)

(Stage pe gym bag leke entry, chest phula ke walk karta hai)

“Bhaiya ji, bas ek hi din me body bana do… kal shaadi pe jana hai.
Bas Salman Khan jaisa chest aur Tiger Shroff jaisi abs… easy hi toh hai na?!”

(Trainer imaginary hota hai, usse baat karta hai)
“Kya? Push-up? Arre woh toh main ghar pe 100 kar leta hoon… haan haan…
Par ground pe nahi, bed pe karta hoon… soft lagta hai na!”

(Push-up karne ki acting karta hai, 1 hi push-up me phas jaata hai)
“Bas abhi rest le raha hoon… rest bhi toh exercise ka part hota hai na?!”

(Dumbbell uthata hai, acting karta hai ki bahut heavy hai)
“Ye dumbbell itna heavy kyu hai bhai?!
Ispe likha toh 5 kilo hai… par lag raha hai jaise mera pura mohalla baitha ho ispe!”

(Audience ki taraf dekhke)
“Main toh sirf diet plan ke liye aaya tha…
Trainer keh raha hai chicken, egg, protein shake…
Arre bhai, main toh aloo paratha khake hi Rocky ban jaata hoon!”

(Pause lekar comedy punch deta hai)
“Bas ek baat yaad rakhna…
Aaj gym join kiya hai…
Kal ya toh body banegi… ya mera bed rest ka package!”

(Exit karte hue chest phula ke bolta hai)
“Body toh banti hi hai… filter lagake Instagram pe!”

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🎬 Performance Notes

• Time: ~3 minutes (pauses, expressions, gym acting karoge toh time stretch hoga).

• Style: Overconfidence + physical comedy (push-up fail, dumbbell acting, overacting ka tadka).

• Expressions: Thoda “gyaanbaaz” + thoda “bechara” tone rakho.

• Ending: Ek solid funny line pe close hoga (filter wali line).